anson kraut

Anson Kraut is the sexiest motherfucker created by the god of bitches, (himself), Anson Kraut can hookup with anyone with a glimpse due to the sparkle of his dong. Anson Kraut is also the god of every sport created to man.

“Omg, it’s Anson Kraut, let’s go stroke his massive dong”
“Anson Kraut!!!!, oml my panties are soaked, sheeeeeeeeeshhhhh.

by Daddi Cakes April 14, 2021

Ansonaut

An alien in a astronaut suit.

The Ansonaut went to space.

by Funky The Ansonaut October 20, 2022

Anson

He's an absolute lad, usually very smart and has a loud, contagious laugh. But sometimes he'll laugh or say something when he shouldn't. Overall an Anson is usually a good mate.

I cracked a joke with anson and john on the weekend, anson ended up laughing so hard he made john laugh too!

by Anson's Mate October 1, 2019

Anson Lo

You can definitely set that he is a God In Hong Kong.

By a sonto ♡

Anson Lo is the best artist I have ever met before.

by 5Bo2 November 22, 2021

Anson Foundation

An establishment for people who have sex with chickens and therefore due to being gay the effects render them genderless due to lack of genitals. For just one pound a day you can promote the anson foundation please save the genderless for a better tomorrow.

"Help! save anson report to the anson foundation" he said.

by FunTTs September 15, 2017

Anson Mount

Actor best known for playing Cullen Bohannon in AMC’s “Hell on Wheels,” but more importantly a strikingly handsome silver fox and great lover of dogs.

Anson Mount’s tweets about his wife make me believe in true love.

by wonder noodle July 10, 2018

anson seabra

a wonderful and immensely talented man who writes incredible music and inspires so many people not to give up.

oh you like anson seabra? are you in therapy? because if you’re not, you should be.

by Popcorn13 November 22, 2021