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ammosexual marriage

Ammosexual marriage: "The legal union of a gun lover and their weapon of choice." Not clear if it is actually legal in any State but may be allowed de facto as a result of current gun laws. Supposed to result from improper bonding at a young age to the mother resulting in transference of sexual attachment to a piece of metal such as a doorknob or shotgun.
by charleyzencat February 14, 2015
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airsexual

Yooooooo, dat dude must me airsexual. He humping the air.
by Thiswasmedude September 29, 2019
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mysexual

someone that is attracted to himself (herself).
Jake: Hey cutie, you want your dick sucked?
Jake: Uhhhhh...gross?
Jake: OHHHH I see, you're playing hard to get. C'mon don't be shy....
Brendan (Jake's older brother): Jake, stop flirting with yourself. You need to get over this mysexual stage, I mean you've had a crush on yourself since the third grade.
by c-brabs July 2, 2011
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Ambisexual

A person with an ambiguous sexual orientation; one who is attracted both to females and males. Synonym of bisexual.
"Yesterday Jeff came out of the closet to me... He said he's ambisexual, and that he can't make up his mind whether he wants to date Jonathan or Kimberly..."
by S. Barry June 24, 2009
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ammosexual

A term for someone who feels affection for firearms. Often an attraction to the beauty and design of the gun, but can also refer to love for the history, freedom, security, or tactile feel of the gun. Also typified by those who feel joy in being able to find and acquire ammunition to feed their firearms, especially at an affordable price.

Ammosexuals, like many alternative lifestyle groups, have been ruthlessly attacked by hate-filled bigots who desire the eradication of individual liberty and equality, in favor of either violent mobs, might-makes-right, or tyrant kings.

Fearing violence and protests, most ammosexuals are forced to hide their biological affection from vocal and violent prejudice. Ammosexuals are frequently the target of anti-freedom laws and politicians, and are currently denied many freedoms granted to other minority groups in most nations.
Hey, want to see my new favorite rifle? Her name's Vera.

Are you an ammosexual, too? Do you want to maybe try being range buddies?
by The Metallurgist August 6, 2014
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Amesexual

A sexual attraction to America, made by Markai Cat who ships RusAme. (No offence.)
Person: Im Amesexual.

Brody: What?

Person: I'm Attracted to America!

Brody: ....What-
by August403 February 11, 2021
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mysexual

A person who engages in sex exclusively with themself via masturbation.
I gave up on men, and women for that matter, I'm a practicing mysexual.
by isabeau July 16, 2008
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