am i speaking chinese?

The phrase “Am I Speaking Chinese?” Is a metaphor people use when they don’t think the other person understands something one has said/explained.

Do you understand or am I speaking Chinese?

by Meeklew2003 February 7, 2020

why am i still alive

Because you matter. I totally understand if you are going through a hard time, I am too! you are not alone. other people in the world need you. it dosen't matter if you are "weird" or "out of the ordinary" you are perfect and fine just the way you are. i believe in you, and you will always have my support no matter whtat you do or who you are, you are perfect just the way you are.

also stop asking urself "why am i still alive" you'll only question it more and... well- who knows what would happen-

by Olive/Olli! January 25, 2023

am i shitting me ?

the 180° of: "are you shitting me ?" an reluctant understanding of possible self delusion ! (ie: me/you fooling myself/yourself. the feeling of 'joking' with oneself !

i'm NOT going to PUKE !... am i shitting me ?

she's going to "let me off"...am i shitting me ?

by michael foolsley October 21, 2021

Am I smart

Im not gonna ask why you are searching this, because it’s not very smart, so...

no.

Child: “Mom, am I smart?”
Mom: “ask the urban dictionary, it’s a very accurate answer to you’re question”

by Someone smart unlike someone September 6, 2020

am i sane

your on the urban dictionary no your not

am i sane

no

are you tier
that proof

by Awsomeness1175 April 20, 2020

what am i supposed to type here?

uh idk you look bored, hbu just go outside and play. didn't yo mum tell ya to do that?

uhhhhhhhh no. IM BORED FUCK OFF what am i supposed to type here?

by BANANASSSSS_ARE_NOT_YUMMY_HAI January 15, 2017

why am i single?

No one loves you!!!!!!!

MIke: why am I single?
Joe: no one loves you mike that's why your single!!!!!!

by U_nom_ April 21, 2018