JJ & Ambie

JJ & Ambie

A JJ is a guy who is slick like oil.
A Ambie is a girl who is as pure as spring water --Put together they become the first type of Oil & Water that can actually mix together.

"Hey Greg, Did you hear they created JJ & Ambie as a replacement for gas? Putting them together they'll burn forever!"

by JJ💔LOVE May 22, 2022

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ambi-mextrous

A person who does not have a preference of Taco Bell or Taco Bueno and would be happy to eat at either restaurant.

Hey Chuck, I want to grab some Mexican food for lunch, I am ambi-mextrous so I don't care if we go to Bell or Bueno. What is your preference?

by RamHemiTX March 03, 2010

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Ambi-texting

ambi-texting is the art of texting after you have taken an Ambien. You never fully realize what you've tried to text until the next morning when you check your history and can't make out the meaning.

Text from my GF: IIII kknv66 &ddn 33)k##............zC
Meaning: I love you. Gnight.

Honey, did you take a pill before bed last night? Yes, why? Because you were ambi-texting me before you went to sleep.

by Zorack911 January 11, 2011

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ambi-wanker

Someone who nobs both of their hands.

(Originator- Steve Mansfield)

That man just played a guitar solo on both a left-handed and a right-handed guitar! What an ambi-wanker! I have never witnessed such ambi-wankery at close quarters!

by Tom John December 12, 2004

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