Alphonso Sharland 

The ginger drummer from The Hoosiers who keeps a great beat and has awesome facial hair growing abilities.

The Hoosiers
Drummer
'Know any great drummers?'
'Alphonso Sharland from The Hoosiers!'

Alphonso Sharland by akaspiderray December 9, 2012

Alphonse 

An alphonse is a pimp, a procurer. The word originated in Poland, because of a popular play by Alexander Dumas, the Younger called "Monsieur Alphonse". In many countries such as Denmark, Norway, and Poland the name is seldom used to name a baby. Please refer to Cassell's dictionary, or Wicktionary.

We ate alfresco in what turned out to a seedy part of town as our meal was always being interrupted by some alphonse, who wanted to parade his street walkers before us.

Alphonse by Hugo Drax June 26, 2018

Alphonse 

Colloquial term (cockney rhyming slang) used to describe someone who displays effeminate (gay) characteristics, Alphonse the Ponce.

Dude look that guy, he's such an Alphonse.
Source: Jamie Eastes, hastings

Dude look at that guy, he's such an Alphonse.

Alphonse by Jamie Eastes July 6, 2007

alphanso 

An amazing person that everyone loves and adores. Get yourself an alphanso, unless the have a s/o. Then back off.

All the girls are looking at Alphanso!

alphanso by cAYLYNNN April 24, 2021

Alphonsus 

A very well behaved lad. Often destined for the priesthood as well as becoming a world renound physician most famous for curing cancer.

I wish my son were more like that Alphonsus!

Alphonsus by Thesmrtone January 29, 2015

alphonsa

She is an awesome person. She is so honest and trustworthy. People often wonder if she is actually real. How can someone be so funny, pretty and smart at the same time? She is so loyal and is such an amazing person. She is like the sun because she radiates light and good energy and stuff. She is so sweet and if she is ever mean to you then you prolly deserve it.

Person 1: How is Alphonsa so perfect?
Person 2: God owed her a favour.

alphonsa by honesty is the best policy!! November 19, 2022

Alphonso 

Sexually attraction to men

Mom i think im alphonso

Alphonso by Usrursidt January 19, 2021