Alonso

A computer genius that often is used as tech support. He also comonly knows tons about Nintendo and detests Sony. He's commonly from South America.

Phil: Goddamn it I can't (do something with my computer or somthing to do with Nintendo)

Chuck: Call Alonso, Dude

by WindmillMan February 22, 2008

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Alonso

Is a big cinephile that prefers watching movies than dealing with people and has a cat, he is a big nerd and loves to eat. it can also be use as a adjective or verb

that is very Alonso of you

by alonso1234 July 8, 2021

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Alonso

A player for Chelsea football club. Also a verb, meaning to kill someone with a car

Georginho: gonna go for a drive, might Alonso someone

Pys: Anyone see Lewis?
Riley: Yeah I Alonso'd him

by GeorginhoCFC April 5, 2019

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Kevin Alonso

My bae (sometimes Helenas but usually mine)

"You're dating Kevin Alonso right?" "Yuh yuh." "Isn't he a character from identity v?" "ARF BARJK GRR AARF ARF BGRRRRR BAK BAKR ABARK BARK"

by Kevin Alonsos bae forever January 28, 2021

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Alonso

Someone filled with opportunities to escalate his relationship with someone but not doing anything about it

"YO last night at the party I almost kissed her"
"Really? what happened?"
"I acted like a total Alonso

by NOTANALONSO April 30, 2019

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Marcos Alonso

The worlds best Left wing back. He's even better than Carlos on free kicks and has the pace of the flash on a counter attack. He's a true lady killer too. He can play striker if he wants as well.

Did you see Marcos Alonso the other day? Blimey he's even better than Prime Maldini!

by Mowglidud August 31, 2017

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