"i'm allergic to latex."

the only excuse.
try it.

"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"it doesn't feel as goooooood."
"too bad!"

"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"i'm allergic to latex."
"oh, okay then."

by kccc=] August 18, 2007

Anally Allergic

when a certain food or drink touches your lips you instantly feel the need to shit your brains out violently, leaving you little time to make it to the bathroom, usually just ending up as a really shitty shart!

Oh no thanks, I probably shouldn't have that I am anally allergic, and I don't see a bathroom nearby...i.e no further than a foot.

by LC, Boston December 16, 2009

google-allergic

people who think they know everything and don't need to do any research about anything.

people who pull 'information' out of their asses.

Girl 1: Hey, you seen Bill lately? He's so annoying.

Girl 2: UGH, I just had another run-in with that Google-allergic nut! What a freak!

by I am Google-tolerant! January 2, 2010

Vaee x Xans allergic reaction

Its a too lovely couple that they're desperate to kill themselves.

Oh my god, TheComicSans and Spinach is having the Vaee x Xans allergic reaction!

by Spinachh February 21, 2017

cage allergic

'offing' oneself rather than go to prison! (like the poor, dead, dc madam!!)

this concept is similar to the wolf chewing off its' paw, to beat a trap!

i'm cage allergic! i don't do cages!!

they caught him smoking a muggle, but he offed himself before they could 'cage him up'...he was cage allergic!

by michael foolsley February 23, 2010

I'm allergic to shrimp

I'm allergic to small dick

jenny: "doesn't your boyfriend have a small dick"
kim: "yeah i'm allergic to shrimp"

by The Jumbo Shrimp March 2, 2017

I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex.

It's when someone is coming on to you, that does not currently, nor ever will have a shred of a chance.

Guy/Girl: Your so Handsome/Pretty...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...

by 69hysteria87 October 10, 2019