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by allentownresident February 27, 2009
Get the Allentown, PA mug.Origins are likely unknown - I'd assume Allentown, but I'm really doubtful of that. I heard it from this kid at a show in Cleveland, and just thought it so bizzare, I had to include it.
An Allentown Crabapple is just another word for penis, or rockhard errection.
An Allentown Crabapple is just another word for penis, or rockhard errection.
by WiSE May 25, 2004
Get the Allentown Crabapple mug.City in Pennslyvania. Great place to grow up racially diverse. Great people, great city, great schools. However the white people dont like the fact that theres alot of hispanics, because theyre most likely jealous. FUCK the haters, like the one above me.
Allentown is a great place to live, where your children will grow up in a racially diverse background.
by anthonysuarez August 26, 2005
Get the Allentown pa mug.When an individual parks their vehicle in the street, turns on their hazard lights, and exits in order to enter a store or house without losing their spot in traffic. Named as such for its common occurrence in downtown Allentown, Pennsylvania.
"Hey man, you were 20 minutes late picking me up from the airport."
"Sorry, dude, I ran into about 10 Allentown Specials on the way up here."
"Sorry, dude, I ran into about 10 Allentown Specials on the way up here."
by MJC923 August 20, 2019
Get the Allentown Special mug.by LOLHOE June 29, 2015
Get the South Side Allentown mug.1) HELL
2) MORE HELL
3) Makes you act less catholic than you were at the beginning
4) Teachers and staff do NOTHING about bullying and harassment
5) The uniforms suck
6) The kids there are arrogant, conceited, stuck-up little assholes
7) There was 1 teacher who was pretty awesome. Thanks Mr. Simcoe!! (They made him leave his teaching job after my class left)
8) You are just wasting $2,000 dollars a year (preschool, pre-kindergarten, and k-8) so about $22,000.
9) VERY SHITTY TEACHERS!
10) i'm low-key convinced that one of the staff/teachers was a pedophile
11) EVEN MORE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2) MORE HELL
3) Makes you act less catholic than you were at the beginning
4) Teachers and staff do NOTHING about bullying and harassment
5) The uniforms suck
6) The kids there are arrogant, conceited, stuck-up little assholes
7) There was 1 teacher who was pretty awesome. Thanks Mr. Simcoe!! (They made him leave his teaching job after my class left)
8) You are just wasting $2,000 dollars a year (preschool, pre-kindergarten, and k-8) so about $22,000.
9) VERY SHITTY TEACHERS!
10) i'm low-key convinced that one of the staff/teachers was a pedophile
11) EVEN MORE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My friend: "You went to St. Joseph the Worker School (Allentown, Pennsylvania)???"
Me: "Yeah. It was a hell hole"
My friend: "I'm surprised you're alive!"
Me: "Yeah. It was a hell hole"
My friend: "I'm surprised you're alive!"
by ej747 July 23, 2019
Get the St. Joseph the Worker School (Allentown, Pennsylvania) mug.Typically afflicts those from the ages of 14-25, who attended the high school of, but not limited to: Emmaus, Parkland, and Central Catholic.
There are primarily white, with gender not being a factor. They can be extremely confrontational, with very little to show for it. Most guys feature the rotund physique, with the lucky ones being skinny due to a high metabolism. Some tote a patch of fuzz that they claim to be a beard. The ladies weigh in between 100 to 250 pounds, and can drink any NFL lineman under the table.
When not staring you down in the hallways or making seemingly subtle yet rather direct facebook statuses about you, they are posting random lyrics by Wiz Khalifa, Lil' Wayne or Mac Miller. Now this wouldn't normally be a problem, but the infusion of rap lyrics combined with a predominantly white population has led them to believe that they can use the N word, profusely. Thankfully at Parkland we have Mr. Bailey, who reminds them to knock that shit off.
Thanks to Lil' Wayne, Mac Miller and Wiz, drugs and alcohol play a major role in their lifestyle. Many of them, both males and females, have DUIs or at least an underage. When not drinking to unconsciousness, they can be seen defecating on your family's most recent purchase from Ethan Allen.
WARNING: Anyone who tells you that they "are tired", more than once a week is afflicted. The severity can be indicated by how many times said individual says so, and trust me, you'll remember after reading this.
There are primarily white, with gender not being a factor. They can be extremely confrontational, with very little to show for it. Most guys feature the rotund physique, with the lucky ones being skinny due to a high metabolism. Some tote a patch of fuzz that they claim to be a beard. The ladies weigh in between 100 to 250 pounds, and can drink any NFL lineman under the table.
When not staring you down in the hallways or making seemingly subtle yet rather direct facebook statuses about you, they are posting random lyrics by Wiz Khalifa, Lil' Wayne or Mac Miller. Now this wouldn't normally be a problem, but the infusion of rap lyrics combined with a predominantly white population has led them to believe that they can use the N word, profusely. Thankfully at Parkland we have Mr. Bailey, who reminds them to knock that shit off.
Thanks to Lil' Wayne, Mac Miller and Wiz, drugs and alcohol play a major role in their lifestyle. Many of them, both males and females, have DUIs or at least an underage. When not drinking to unconsciousness, they can be seen defecating on your family's most recent purchase from Ethan Allen.
WARNING: Anyone who tells you that they "are tired", more than once a week is afflicted. The severity can be indicated by how many times said individual says so, and trust me, you'll remember after reading this.
Allendownee: "Man, I'm so tired."
Your Average White Kid: "Really? I know exactly what to do!"
Allendownee: "...what?"
Your Average White Kid: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Another Average White Kid: Allendown's Syndrome at its finest.
Your Average White Kid: "Really? I know exactly what to do!"
Allendownee: "...what?"
Your Average White Kid: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Another Average White Kid: Allendown's Syndrome at its finest.
by Ned's Little Brother October 3, 2011
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