alphanite

an Alphanite is typically an antisocial beta male that usually invests most of his time watching furry porn. he craves alot of hot and sweaty sex and usually has 1 or more rape allegations under his belt. he has a weird sense of humour and often sleeps in his own semen. he calls this drowning pool after his favourite band .

That fellow over there looks like a Alphanite

by donkeypwner64209 September 25, 2021

AleHANDJob

Another scene kid, like John Hock who has thousands of myspace friends and causes typical br00t4l drama.

Sarah: damn AleHANDJob got a new picture on myspace!
Sally: REALLY? omg no wai!!

by Amanda Barness March 24, 2009

Alphaneta

1. verb. To Have extreme hatred for a Hebrew Language class

1. I alphaneta so much I want to burn my teacher.

by Mosheman100 May 26, 2010

Alehandjob

A well-known hacker on myspace who pocess as a scene kid.

damn, that AleHANDJob kid just hacked my myspace.

by Mike Beldin March 24, 2009

Alphanism

Moving from pretending to be an Alpha to knowing and realizing you’re an Alpha.

My Alphanism allows me to lack the necessity And the desire to have people surrounding me. My alphanism allows me to be free and people follow me.

by Renshaw Family May 18, 2021

alphaness

Alphaness is a phrase given to the biggest lads on earth who assert their dominance in everyday life. Their arms are usually bigger than you future, and their voice sounds like morgan freeman on crack. Their outlook on females is whatever has a pulse and a vagina. Additionally their hair usually looks like they have been dragged out of a hedge and their teeth look like wonky tic tacs

Oh ryan has so much alphaness

by Lahnxx October 9, 2019

Alkan

A fuck boy that raps from his bathtub on soundcloud ,he thinks he's a legend, likes black girls.

did you see what happened when you have Ryan the AUX cord? Alkan off the beat, he spit hella.

by It'salkanyo February 9, 2015