Alice Cooper

when an individual ,such as Alice Cooper, ejaculates into a jelly donut and force feeds it to a relative.

Oh my god that guy totally Alice Coopered your sister, it is more than visible ohhhh gross.

by nick September 1, 2008

Alice Cooper

Betty Cooper's mom. A badass, the funniest parent in riverdale.

"why dont you kill yourself then? you had a thing with Penelope Blossom. or me for that matter. I stepped out on you with FP Jones,who in,everyway that you are not, is a real man" -Alice Cooper in one of the most ICONIC scenes ever

by Steph Pinnock December 1, 2018

alice cooper

A rock artist who helped shape what music is today. Not a girl you idiots.

Alice Cooper is awesome

by Eric December 29, 2004

alice cooper

Amazing(if ageing) shock rocker. He is actually a man, to any stupid fuck that thought otherwise. The name of the band that got him successful was Alice Cooper, and he believed himself to be the reincarnation of a witch of that name. later, he legally changed his name to Alice Cooper. The song that he is probably most famous for is schools out.

Alice Cooper is a rock God.

by A Metaphor for Paranoia January 8, 2005

alice cooper

Alice Cooper is not just a great rock artist, he is THE GREATEST rock artist. he is what real music is about. He is another league, he kicks all pop 'artists' in their plastic butts then upstages them by playing a kick ass show while pop 'bands' are stuck playing at four year olds birthday parties.
alice cooper has influenced all decent music today NO ONE can compare to a ROCK GOD.

2 year old me: (listening to my daddys cd collection) Who's this daddy?
2 year old me:he's cool
me 7/nov/05: (surrounded by alice cooper fans in cardiff) Oh my god...Im going to see alice cooper....again!!!!!!!!!!
Shit there he is!!!!(random screaming and shotung u fucking rock!!!!!!!!)

by womanofmassdistraction January 21, 2006

alice cooper

NOT A GIRL AND KISS AND ALL SHOCKER BANDS ARE INFLUENCED BY HIM NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!! The name of a band not just the real guy with the most mascara

God of rock "Ail Alice Cooper! Screw school! You can go to hell if you think hes a she!!!"

by monkey assenhoff January 13, 2006

alice cooper

One of the many bands who rocket up there with AC/DC's awesomeness

And we can't forget led zeppelin

by Stephen Wallace August 27, 2005