Maxwell alabaster house griffin

My very (old) good boi

Maxwell alabaster house griffin Is a very good dog

by —Monotone-Dragon— July 17, 2023

alabaster

A plain, milky white person who has trouble coming to terms with their genetic make-up of their paper white, almost transparent skin.

you are a massive alabaster .
you.....stop being an alabaster
You....seriously, its only skin, you might grow out of your alabaster ways one day.

by theblackone November 9, 2010

alabasterd

a person who is white or light skinded (meaning not black) and is utterly annoying and/or has a big ego for no reason

"hey,hey, hey, you guess what... hey you..."

"STFU alabasterd"

"I love my face its so nice and clear and ohmigosh lardifafiida..."

"If you dont get ur alabasterd ass out my face ima flip."

by lookwhaticando April 10, 2013

Alabastard

A person that resides in Alabama that is also, by chance, a bastard. this doesn't maen a person who's dad has left the mom, this means the dad was accidentally (or on purpose) killed.

"That Alabastard just stole the last hot pocket!"
Hey! just because My dad is dead doesn't mean that you have to call me that.

by Groovewonder December 2, 2010

Alibaster Face

A face you make when taking a wide dump, The facial expression lasts about 15 minutes after the deed is done.

Dj Half Ton: Man, WTF! who dropped this loaf in the toilet,

Friend 2: I dont know but I just saw Jimmy walking with a alibaster face

Dj Half Ton: Let me see, Oh yeah, he sure does have an Alibaster Face

by Boneyt May 21, 2009

Alabaster

A code word for when something is not right or you may be in a form of danger, especially when under the influence of cannabis.

Buying drugs and being harassed by a fat, male, possibly retarded former prostitute wearing nothing but whitey tighties. "Yo Dude, Alabaster."

Smoking in friends basement 'le creek from upstairs' Alabaster dudes!

by The Time Child April 25, 2011

blacked alabaster

Generally red headed white girl - or very pale skinned white girl whose been with a black man and in the old cliche gone black and isn't going back

Jemma the red head from down the street was always hanging around with black guys. Her very pale white skin struck a real contrast against some of the real dark black guys " wow she's a real blacked alabaster "

by nworshipunlimited January 16, 2009