Alastor

A demon from hell who is our lord savior that wears a nice suit a tie and a monocle also all hail alastor

hey have you seen the new episode of hazbin hotel alastor is in it so much more

by sexy alastor November 12, 2020

Aleah

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is very smart, beautiful, sweet, and caring. She tends to keep her feelings buried but only wants the best for her friends and loved ones. She deserves way more than she thinks and she is unnecessarily hard on herself. Aleah deserves the world but she doesn't think so. If you meet an Aleah treat her like the queen that she is and give her the absolute best. She deserves so much and you'll love her forever.

Me: *randomly starts smiling*
Friend: What's on your mind bro?
Me: Aleah, I love her so much and she's so amazing
Friend: she truly is

by ASW-G-08 February 13, 2021

Alasas

A term currently used to denote sarcasm and invalidates the associated sentence, premise or conclusion. The word "alasas" feeds on the associated sentence, the stronger and more definitive (minimal logical guarding) the associate sentence, the more it is refuted overall. Kinda like Newton's third law of physics.

It is also commonly used to demonstrate very low expectations in a certain person.

From the root in slang Chaldean/ Assyrian Aramaic and in slang Iraqi Arabic, meaning "ala-asas" =

exact definition "based on the foundation of"

"Ala" = depending on/ on top of
"Asas" = foundation

Currently is used to mean "as if" in a sarcastic fashion.

Sometimes the term alasas.com is used interchangeably to denote a database of lack of expectation.

Terrence will definitely win by "Knock Out" in a boxing match with his roommate. Alasas

Or

Alasas; Terrence will win by Knock out in a boxing match with his roommate.

Meaning :

I highly doubt Terrence will win by KO in a boxing match with his roommate.

Example 2:
Kevro promised I will have my money tomorrow for sure, Alasas.

Meaning: I will never get my money..

by Sparty311 May 4, 2013

alaskan dick mask

When a man proceeds to ejaculate on a womens facial region while on a chairlift going up a mountain, she carries on by snowboarding/skiing down the mountain creating a frozen seamen based mask

"ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK?"

"THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES"

DRAYMOUND: "WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ALASKAN DICK MASK"......... JAMAQUIS:"DO YOU WANT TO GO SKIING??"

by BURRBURRSHWASTED August 5, 2011

Alaskan War Horn

The act of jizzing in a Bugle chip, then placing the pointy end inside your or your lovers anus. After placing it, squat over your lover's face and fart into the Bugle. This will cause the jizz to spray over your partner's face.

"Hey Jack, what did you do yesterday?" "Oh, Jeremy and I gave each other Alaskan War Horns! Yum Yum!"

by Ask Ken To Dance With Me January 20, 2013

Alaskan Firedragon

So the Urbandictionary definition made you curious too?

No luck I'm afraid my friend.

by Kissingtheshadows March 25, 2005

Alastina

The weirdest girl you will ever meet. However because of this weirdness she is one of the most entertaining people you will meet.

If you do ever meet an Alastina.
Stay with her.
Make your time together count and memorable.

I always smile when Alastina is around

by My_Name_Bob July 16, 2015