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The act of purposefully waking up an unsuspecting guest by slapping your genitalia on your chest. Enacted through a "tick cock" metronome like fashion. Otherwise to rouse a partner from their slumber by doing the same thing or prodding them if aforementioned tactic does not accomplish stirring the person awake.

Not to be confused with tea bagging or mushroom printing however sometimes combined. However if you are alone an alarm clock can be denoted through morning wood.
Victim: "why are you slapping your penis on your chest? It's too early for this!"
Perpetrator: "I'm sorry your forgot to set your alarm cock"

"I woke up this morning with a stiffy. It served as an alarm cock"
by Feral Man August 3, 2014
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The alarm clock ran out of batteries so i woke her up with the alarm cock
by Smilebeats March 5, 2015
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When you wake up two minutes before your girlfriends alarm clock goes off, masturbate above her face, and when her alarm clock rings and she awakens, you ejaculate all over her face and say "good morning...ALARM COCK!
My boyfriend did an alarm cock on me this morning as I woke up.
by wr33kxhav0k May 31, 2017
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The act of waking a person by inserting your hard penis into an orifice.
I woke that bitch up with the alarm cock

I got that fat chick out of my room by giving her the old alarm cock
by Blain Warnack September 28, 2005
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when you get such hard morning wood that it instantly awakens you from a deep sleep
that sex dream i had last night was so hot, unfortunately it was cut short by my alarm cock right before I was able to cum in Betty White's tight asshole.
by iwannafuckbettywhite September 2, 2013
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The act of waking up your girlfriend or wife for morning sex before her alarm clock goes off.
I woke up my wife with the "Alarm Cock" for a quicky before she got up to get ready for work.
by JBirch82 July 19, 2012
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Erin was fast asleep when she felt the alarm cock go off at 8am sharp
by Quaxo March 17, 2016
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