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al qaeda

That girl is really in to al qaeda
by alliek October 30, 2007
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Al Qaeda Roaches

A trained squad of roaches with one goal: get into people and reproduce until they over power the human and blow up.
Damn them mf Al Qaeda Roaches are actually assitry
by Joe Biden's Stool Sample January 12, 2019
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Al Qaeda eyes

When you piss off a woman and she looks at you like you're a dirty infidel and she wants to kill you.
Bob told his friends about how Jane gave him a BJ in in his car and she gave him Al Qaeda eyes.
by vizkiz May 11, 2014
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Al Qaeda boogyman

A mythical, scary creature that the GOP will drag out and scare the public with every election year from now on. Very much a real threat, but hyped to rediculousness by fear mongering polititions whose only real fear is that you'll realise they're full of shit and vote for the other guy.
The Al Qaeda boogyman will kill all of us if you don't elect a courageous retardlican to protect us from now on.
by chefspot May 25, 2006
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Al Qaeda Pillowcase

The act of terrorizing your sexual partner by farting in a pillowcase and covering their head with it during sex. If done correctly the subject will dry heave, causing them to convulse.
by Just Twan April 26, 2011
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Al Qaeda Knife

a box cutter or other encased razor blade used to hijack all the planes on September 11.
I need the Al Qaeda Knife to open this package.
by megenb April 18, 2009
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al-Qaeda blanket

n. The blanket that someone in front of a webcam uses to create a professional environment and hide clutter from the bedroom or office from which they are filming/speaking. Named for the blankets which terrorist organizations sometimes use (or would use if they were smart) in order to release recorded statements without revealing their location.
I feel kind of weird giving my analysis of the State of the Union address with my closet in the background, so I'm gonna set up an al-Qaeda blanket, and I'll look like I'm in that super-professional anti-space where all the car commercials happen.
by GenerationFail April 5, 2011
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