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Ajit Pai 

Similar to a cream pie, but instead of semen, fecal matter is forced into ones vagina or rectum. Can be performed using a cake icing dispenser.

It can be used alternatively to describe a very shitty person, pun intended.
Babe, I’m feeling naughty tonight, can I give you an Ajit Pai?

No Brandon you’re a sick fuck.

Have you heard about the new FCC chair?

Yeah I heard he’s a real Ajit Pai!
Ajit Pai by Donnyvino December 20, 2017
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Ajit Pai 

Ajit Pai, the definition of a living wank stain who wants to charge unreasonable amounts of money to use the Internet.
Hey, I just Bought a MASSIVE dildo coated with molasses and sandpaper to shove up Ajit Pai’s poop chute
Ajit Pai by Lil’ Peanut December 20, 2017

Ajit Pai 

Satan's idol
Person 1: "Man that FCC Chairman Ajit Pai really is an Ajit Pai!"

Person 1: "...wait..."
Ajit Pai by Memerriam Websiter December 29, 2017

Ajit Pai 

Wanted dead or alive for attempting to end net neutrality which is unforgivable... He's wanted for $2.4B dollars so assassinate this rich nigga's ass and Imma set you up for life... Honestly this man trynna send us back to the amish times like dafuk?I need my insta and snap aight? I ain't intending to resort to checking out books at the library again like that shit's past me now godamn... so make sure this nigga don't send us back into the prehistoric times cuz then these dino's bout to catch some hands you know what I'm saying?
Google: Ajit Pai's a douche, lets go kill his ass!
Urban dictionary: aight brotha just gotta submit this definition first...
Reddit: Stfu and just pop him godamn!!!
Ajit Pai by Edgy Cunt #1290219 January 17, 2018

Ajit Pai 

Noun- The weird feeling you get after you shit in the mouth of someone trying to eat your ass
I have to pay extra money for social media? I’m so angry that I just want my asshole eaten... but I’ll take a shit first so I don’t end up with another Ajit Pai.
Ajit Pai by Ihatethefcc December 14, 2017

Ajit Pai 

To have a mother who was a poor 15 year old Indian prostitute raped, abused, and impregnated and unable to afford an abortion so she gave Birth anyway and threw out the subhuman dirty result that was her baby.
Dude are you hearing about the recent Ajit Pai in India? Shit I hope this doesn't spread to here in the U.S.
Ajit Pai by In Ass We Trust June 18, 2018