airport novelist

an author whose books are most commonly, and probably only, sold well in an airport venue.

these books are all paperback, with lame, intriguing titles like "death before sunrise" or "the english assassin", contain extremely predictable/cliche plots, and feature faux-intense scary and mysterious cover art.
these books are meant to be read on an airplane when there is absolutely nothing better to do.

Dan Silva is such an airport novelist.

Dan Brown could be considered an airport novelist, almost.

by mkgeezy October 28, 2009

Airpods

The device used by fuckboys

"Look at him becky he has airpods he must be a rich fuckboy"

by Clash of clans - ELVISH October 8, 2019

Airpod Shotty

An Airpod Shotgun

Airpod Shotty, gonna catch a body. You actin real sussy

by anonymous December 13, 2020

AirPods

AirPods are a symbol of dominance.
AirPods show everyone that you do not speak the language of broke.
Even though Bill Gates is a billionaire he is still broke since he doesn’t own a pair of AirPods.

Random Straner: OMG LOOK THAT GUY HAS AIRPODS
AirPod User: What did you say? I don’t speak BROKE!

by TheThickning February 14, 2019

Airport Atheist

A term in which an andividual is an atheist except in life threating scenarios.
Has the same definition as "There are no atheists in foxholes"
Is the belief that one that is usually not religious, will in extreme fear pray or hope for a higher being to look over them.

While in flight the plane has extreme turbulence, one that normally does not believe in God will pray for their life.
They would be considered an Airport Atheist.

by JBray March 8, 2013

Airpods Pro

Airpods pro are for those who are better than the best.

God-like kid: "I have Airpods pro bro"
Broke regular Airpods user: "Please let me worship you"
God-like kid: "*sniffs* smells like BROKE IN HERE!"

Broke regular Airpods user: *dies*

by Huge Joker fan October 30, 2019

airrocket

A frag with the rocket launcher (quake series) while the enemy is in the air/ airborn (mostly by rocketjumping).

"dude, that was a nice airrocket."
" I pwn, phear meh airrockets."

by mightyflup November 9, 2004