Jerry: I just booked my ticket for my trip.
Tom: I hope you didn't choose United Airlines cause it is the absolute crap.
Tom: I hope you didn't choose United Airlines cause it is the absolute crap.
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A very peaceful airline which does NOT re-accommodate their customers using force as they would never overbook their flights.
by ZKOS April 12, 2017
Get the United Airlines mug.Oral stimulation (kissing, nibbling, tonguing, etc.) of a partner's ear. Following the pattern of "cunnilingus," the word comes from Latin auris 'ear' + lingere 'lick.'
Not to be confused with the recent Urban Dictionary word of the day, "earlingus," which means the same thing, but somehow just sounds lowbrow.
Not to be confused with the recent Urban Dictionary word of the day, "earlingus," which means the same thing, but somehow just sounds lowbrow.
Janisha: Terry gave me some sweet aurilingus last night! She said I tasted like chestnuts.
Xiuying: Hold on, you mean oral sex?
Janisha: Aural, yeah. It was hot.
Xiuying: Hold on, you mean oral sex?
Janisha: Aural, yeah. It was hot.
by Epic Tetus March 6, 2015
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Oral stimulation of the axilla, or underarm. To lick and/or suck on another person's underarm, primarily for the sexual stimulation of either partner; a type of foreplay. Like Cunnilingus and Analingus, Axillingus should be performed on a body which is not exceptionally "ripe" or dirty; some odour and flavour is fine, even encouraged, but not offensively so. Deodorants should not be used by the person receiving Axillingus because the perfumes and antiperspirant ingredients in them (such as aluminum) can irritate the mouth and tongue of the other partner, or taste unpleasant. An extension of Axillism, the sexualizing of the underarms.
"After several minutes of kissing and petting, Hank lifted Abby's left arm and performed axillingus on her for a couple minutes, before moving to her right underarm, and repeating."
by FHR May 8, 2008
Get the Axillingus mug.This is different than a rimjob. A rimjob would, however, be a precursor to anilingus. It is the act of plunging one's tongue into the anal cavity of your sexual partner and then swirling and thrusting aforementioned tongue in an effort to make said partner happy.
It is well advised to wash the anus that is to be pleasured thoroughly (and perhaps even douche) before attempting this.
It is well advised to wash the anus that is to be pleasured thoroughly (and perhaps even douche) before attempting this.
by Phil McKrackin March 4, 2005
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