air biscuit

when someone breaks wind and catches it then releases it into someones face

by Anonymous January 31, 2003

air biscuit

When somebody is standing by you and farts and walks away.

Okay, when you turn your test in don't leave me any air biscuits by my desk.

"oh gee thanks for leaving me that airbiscuit." huh? i didnt bring you any biscuits..??

by bagelbailey June 06, 2009

air biscuit

Any kind of fart.

Do I sense an air biscuit?

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

air biscuit

A fart that makes neither a sound nor a smell. These farts are very disappointing.

Nin thought she was going to make a deliciously giant fart, but it was nothing more than an air biscuit.

by Christine, Joe, Tamara October 07, 2003

air biscuit

An air biscuit is when you have a fat fucking shit and the bag of minstrels that just fell out of you will not flush

"Danny come and look at this air biscuit, it looks like a piece of cheese on toast in a washing up bowl"

by Inar Notlef May 04, 2007

air biscuits and gravy

A wet air biscuit.

Beware, chili dogs and beer always wind up as air biscuits and gravy.

by G-cubed August 18, 2011

Baking Air Biscuits

fresh air passing a turd, commonly known as a fart

When we were in the movie theater, Ryan wouldn't stop baking air biscuits.

by Kap131 March 02, 2011