Afterbang

After launching yourself and your snowboard through the air and landing your dopest move, maintain your cool stable landing pose for a second or two and ride into the distance like it ain't no thang.

Yo, check this guy's afterbang, so sick it's like he never left the ground.

by Pimp-X May 10, 2005

afterbation

the act of masturbation after having had sexual intercourse, when one's partner has departed.

Lorilax:
"After you left, I was reading an art history book-got me going. I had to put it down and afterbate."

Rutherford: "No doubt. I love afterbation when Dali is involved. Our sex life is hot. We need a gallery"

by the lorilax April 14, 2014

Afterbang

A term used commonly in freestyle skiing, snowboarding and other extreme sports. It represents riding rails, landing and riding out with mad steeze.

Tyler: Yo, Calum! Did you see rail I just switched up on?
Calum: Ya bro sick switchup, and you rode out that afterbang with mad steeze!

by that anon August 27, 2009

Afterbate

When leftover jizz from masterbation is slowly excreted over a period of about 30 minutes

Damn, my afterbate was so bad last night i had to change my boxers 6 times!

by Freestyle090 February 11, 2009

afterbath

The period of time when your dog freaks out all over the house / apartment because they just got done with their bath. Often occurs from dogs who act like they are dying on the inside when receiving the bath.

Me to Friend via text: Dude your dog was like, 'I want to play in the mud!' And I was 'like sure, but you get a bath now.' Dog was like, 'Why do you hate me?' Now after the shower your dog is freaking out...

Friend Response: My dog lives for the afterbath.

by Humenbean May 7, 2011

Line Afterbangs

A type of freestyle ski that just may be the fucking worst ski ever made. Line thought that they were clever by making a ski that was like a skateboard, but it just ended up sucking more cock than Simon Dumont. They are extremely heavy and WAY too buttery. They will chip or break after one rail slide and are a complete waste of everybody's time and money.

The guy at the rental store told me that I wasn't allowed to hit any rails when I rented these Line Afterbangs because someone was going to buy them and they would be broken.

by steezyskiier1 July 24, 2011

afterbang

sometimes when ur skiing, you land a trick so well that it can only be described with the word "lax," so skiers made their own word, afterbang to replace it.

Did you see that guy snowplow? He afterbanged the whole way through.

by john 345345 January 11, 2011