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by Wherethewildthingsarent November 7, 2018
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Accomplice

The TOP ranking of any kind of friendship. If you are titled accomplice, then you should be honored, and proud that you are that good of a friend.
Sophia: Hey, I want you to be my accomplice

Me: OH MY GOOOSSSHHHH
by sophiasaccomplice May 23, 2016
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Mission Accomplished!

Something Donald Trump would say on his Twitter account to make whole nation believe he knows what he's doing even though it really isn't correct and only smart people see the real truth.
Trump: Great job! We just destroyed another useless 10$ tent in Syria we saw as a potential target with chemical weapons facility. Mission Accomplished!
by MJ Tenos May 27, 2018
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Mission accomplished

When you take a shit and when you wipe there is nothing there.
Hey Jessica I just took a mission accomplished and I feel great!
by rainbow_skunk_ass_nigga December 3, 2011
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Accomplished Cock blocker

Man or usually Gurl that ain't happy to see they're crew gettin' some dick or pussy unless they're getting some.
But they're indirect with the cockblockin' moves.
They're smart cos' usually they're the designated driver or you're chosen booty is staying at they're crib so they'll block ya' indirectly or use blackmail on the member of their herd that you've seperated and are planning to beat down with the pipe
They'll say some coded shit like "Alysha I gotta' head home but you stay and have a good time with Dwaynne"
Alysha thinks 'Shit no lift home and my keys are at her place and she'll Fort Knox up her joint so I won't be able to freshen up before I have to pick up junior from he baby daddys/my moms house with my weave all fucked up.

An Accomplished Cock blocker is a Pyschological mother-fucker who always trys to make sure they've got something on their crew/ herd.
If you meet one controlling your choice of prey then you need a spearhead playeror experienced wingman who will devastate the ACB. They need to be smoother than the average Playa cos' the bullshit they're spinning needs to be the real deal otherwise...well Black Widow spiders eat their mates after sex..
by Big Brown Bob May 15, 2006
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Shamefully accomplished

When you attempt something stupid and pointless you learned from things like friends,internet,or TV but succeed in your attempt leaving you ashamed but accomplished because your life has no meaning
(A) i just did a upper decker in my gfs bathroom

(B) man aren't you just shamefully accomplished

(C) why is my toilet water brown and smell like shit

(B) congratulation you have now officially experienced the feeling of shameful accomplishment
by PhoenixandNova June 28, 2010
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Accomplice

Someone compliant with a kid that shoots up a school, even if they didn't pull the trigger.
The instigator was accomplice of the shooter if he/she convinced the kid to go and shoot up a school, that makes the instigator an accessory to murder. Perhaps being an instigator should be a little bit less fun and glamourized the way it is in songs, but it's unlikely that people will start thinking of it as an irredeemable quality in someone any time soon.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
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