to use in those moments when some people just lack the common sense to know what your reply will be to something they said
justin: why do people make such a big deal out of things?
maiya: i don't know bro but its absofuckinglutely wack
maiya: i don't know bro but its absofuckinglutely wack
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the definition of this word means that someone is so homosexual, he takes part in all manor of sexual acts
the definition of this word means that someone is so homosexual, he takes part in all manor of sexual acts
guy 1: yo ma homies, you be checking steve last night?
guy 2: ah hell no! peeps round ere say that he takes it in the batty!
guy 1: Dayam! he is absofuckinglutely battyfied
this phrase should also be used before you die
such as...
guy about to be eaten by a fuck load of lions: ah fuck! this is so absofuckinglutely battyfied!
guy 2: ah hell no! peeps round ere say that he takes it in the batty!
guy 1: Dayam! he is absofuckinglutely battyfied
this phrase should also be used before you die
such as...
guy about to be eaten by a fuck load of lions: ah fuck! this is so absofuckinglutely battyfied!
by michael 123 January 15, 2008
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Absofuckinglutely is used as an overlay emphatic affirmative statement, celebrated by drinking either Absinth or Absolute. For use cases of highest emphasis, the word's center may be acted out, often after an excess of end-point celebrations.
Absofuckinglutely is used as an overlay emphatic affirmative statement, celebrated by drinking either Absinth or Absolute. For use cases of highest emphasis, the word's center may be acted out, often after an excess of end-point celebrations.
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adverb
An expression of undeniable certainty only to be used by the most qualified smartasses.
adverb
An expression of undeniable certainty only to be used by the most qualified smartasses.
"Ginny is an absofuckinglutely badass that everyone loves and adores"
“Deion is absofuckinglutely an asshole”
“Sometimes the letter B stands for absofuckinglutely.”
"Gin is absofuckinglutely the best drink ever!”
“Taking a shot of Malort at the Memphis Whistle is absofuckinglutely expected of you.”
“When you find your people, you will absofuckinglutely know it.”
“Deion is absofuckinglutely an asshole”
“Sometimes the letter B stands for absofuckinglutely.”
"Gin is absofuckinglutely the best drink ever!”
“Taking a shot of Malort at the Memphis Whistle is absofuckinglutely expected of you.”
“When you find your people, you will absofuckinglutely know it.”
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