A candadian pop singer who pretends to be "punk" or "rock" because her record company want to sell more albums.
Poses with guitars that she can't play in videos and posters and dresses "punk" as instructed by her record company.
Likes to pretend to be tough by making up stories about herself and also likes to claim to "punk" or "rock" as well as comparing herself to punk rockers.
Inspired a bunch of teenies to wear ties and pretend to be "punk" or "rock" whilst knowing nothing about music.
Is usually disliked by anybody who is into "real" punk or rock music.
In short: a fake "rocker" designed by a record company to sell albums and an image to teenys.
Poses with guitars that she can't play in videos and posters and dresses "punk" as instructed by her record company.
Likes to pretend to be tough by making up stories about herself and also likes to claim to "punk" or "rock" as well as comparing herself to punk rockers.
Inspired a bunch of teenies to wear ties and pretend to be "punk" or "rock" whilst knowing nothing about music.
Is usually disliked by anybody who is into "real" punk or rock music.
In short: a fake "rocker" designed by a record company to sell albums and an image to teenys.
Avril: "I'm a skater punk who writes guitar driven rock"
Avril: "I'm as punk as they come!"
Avril: "I'm like a Sid Vicious for a whole new generation."
Avril: "This girl was in my face in a bar so I got her on the floor and because I was the one of top they threw me out."
Teeny: "avril is rawk music u dnt no anythn!!1"
Avril: "I'm as punk as they come!"
Avril: "I'm like a Sid Vicious for a whole new generation."
Avril: "This girl was in my face in a bar so I got her on the floor and because I was the one of top they threw me out."
Teeny: "avril is rawk music u dnt no anythn!!1"
by Heather March 13, 2005
"I heard Avril taught herself how to play guitar," said Punky. "Aye, she did," replied Ahab. "She taught herself both of those chords."
by nirvanarama May 30, 2005
Unbelievably fake Canadian wannabe Rock singer, who claims to play the guitar, when infact, she can only play the chorus to her "song" (more like a cat being strangled if you ask me) 'Complicated'. Likes to pretend she loves Marilyn Manson and writes her own songs and only has Tammy-loving teeny-bopper fans. Hated by lovers of rock music and all its surrounding genres.
"i just saw some girl on tv singing badly and watching too much eyeliner"
"did she have long straight hair?"
"yeah she did"
"oh, that was Avril Lavigne then"
"listening to her made me want to kill myself"
"did she have long straight hair?"
"yeah she did"
"oh, that was Avril Lavigne then"
"listening to her made me want to kill myself"
by lea_lea_lea July 27, 2004
Person that sees Avril without make up: Woah! Oh my god! What the hell is that!? CRACK KILLS! CRACK KILLS!
by Highly Evolved June 18, 2005
A singer who is called a "poser" by kids in middle school who want to look like they know what they're doing. They can often be heard saying, "Avril Lavinge is such a POSER dude! Good Charlotte is sooo much more HARDCORE!"
Truthfully, even though I'm not an Avril fan, I think it's just totally dumbass of those kids because they probably couldn't do much better.
Truthfully, even though I'm not an Avril fan, I think it's just totally dumbass of those kids because they probably couldn't do much better.
Avril Lavinge is a poser, and I'm saying that because I'm an insecure 12-year-old who wants to feel good about myself.
I don't like Avril Lavinge all too much but I'm sure she's an okay person.
I don't like Avril Lavinge all too much but I'm sure she's an okay person.
by orangemilano September 06, 2004
Avril Lavigne is one of the world's BEST musicians ever. Her music rox and she can play the guitar very well. She is not a poser.
by guitarist92 May 03, 2005
The world's worst singer. She can't sing and can't play guitar. She also looks like trash with bleached blonde hair and wears really ugly clothes.
by someone April 06, 2005