Asians
Asian's have a beautiful culture. And the most brilliant, respectful, and inspiring religion comes from the Asian country Tibet which, incase you were wondering, is Buddhism. I would have to say that Asian people know what's going on.
Asians
Asians are the all-powerful beings who can do anything. They are close to the top of the life chain (think like the food chain). The only beings that are more powerful than Asians are Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris. The only reason we do not actually see Asians doing these divine feats is because they do not want us to see them. Because of this all of the asian countries have actors in them that pretend to walk around and go to work like normal people, that way they wont seem too powerful. If their power is too great they might make it seem like something totally different. For example, all hurricanes are the result of a Asian child who spun too fast on the Merry-Go-Round.
Me: Shit, there's an asian in this contest, we can't win...
Other Guy: Damn, you're right.
Asian: *sneezes*
World: *explodes*
Asian: Oops...
God: Grrr, those Asians always make me look bad...
Other Guy: Damn, you're right.
Asian: *sneezes*
World: *explodes*
Asian: Oops...
God: Grrr, those Asians always make me look bad...
Asians by GreatHammurabi July 6, 2006
asians
Oh k i am an asian and i don't appreciate the fact that people make fun of asians for having small eyes and we can't drive friggan cars because we can't see shit with them and that asian guys have small penises or saying dumb shit like 'ching chang chong?' which is like fucken gibberish to us. like i mean i laugh at the asian jokes like how do you blind fold an asian???........DENTAL FLOSS or you go up to an asian with pigtails and say ohh what is the matter did your mom tie your pigtails to tight (get it because of your eyes) but i think that you "haters" who criticize us asians are just jealous that you can't be as smart as us and have such AMAZING skills in badminton or ping pong or math just watch one day ASIANS will rule the world and then we'll see who is laughing now bitch! and asians are not fucken anoyying and not EVERYONE hates asians dumb asians suck and ??? stupid pussies that wont tell their name because thay are scared to tell an asian straight to their face they suck come on if you say they are so short and have small balls then i think you should be able to do that.
Asians are the greatest !!!
Asians
One of the best races in the world. They invented anime and pho. Asians don't speak "CHING CHANG CHONG LING LONG TING TONG", there are some of us that aren't even that smart. We don't climb into your backyards eating your dogs with rice.. If you ever meet an asian or speak to one on vc, don't expect an THICC asian accent from them. Also the doctor, lawyer or engineer part is true.. asian parents want their children to gain reputation and be rich...
Harry Ballz: AHHAHAHHAH ASIANS!
Asians: hmm?
- Whips out asian "fashion flip flop"-
Harry Ballz: AHHHH RUN!!
Asians: Yes dear, run along racist retard..
Asians: hmm?
- Whips out asian "fashion flip flop"-
Harry Ballz: AHHHH RUN!!
Asians: Yes dear, run along racist retard..
Asians by Begone Furry August 18, 2018