Ass Eating Hater

Formed by Internet trap producer Signal Soldier, an "ass eatin hater" is an individual whom rapidly eats ass without form of given notice.

Bank Robber A: This drill is taking too long. The Hostages are going to start forming up ideas.
Bank Robber B: No cap
Ass Eating Hater*: Robber B, Can you please let me go? I have 8 kids.
Bank Robber A: Can you stop eating ass? I'm trying to get out of here.

by SIGNAL SOLDIER October 12, 2019

the giant ass eating nigger

A big fat nigger that eats ass for money he waits till you have shit coming out and muches it all while he plays with his cock

why is he eating that poop? It's the giant ass eating nigger

by Super fagalicious January 19, 2017

Cereal Ass Eating

Eating cereal cereal out of someones bootyhole

(Male or Female)

Jacob: Dude! Last night I was Cereal Ass Eating.

Cameron: What's that?

Jacob: Tyquisha, let me eat cereal out of her butt

by Kitty cat man May 14, 2014

The Law of Ass Eating Conservation

The universal scientific law which states that for every ass-eater, there must be an accompanying ass-eatee to maintain the balance between both sides of the ass-eating spectrum. For every person who claims to be both, there must also exist a person that claims to be neither. Similar to Newton’s Law of Equal and Opposite Reactions.

Person 1: Dude I absolutely love eating ass, what about you?
Person 2: Actually, I enjoy getting my ass eaten, which means the two of us successfully satisfy the Law of Ass Eating Conservation

by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021

Guantanamo Ass Eating

When you eat ass in the shower, waterboarding yourself in the process.

I guantamoed that ass and almost died.

Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating

by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025

Eating Ass

The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue. Often done by Alondra on Tuesdays

"Whats up bae?" "Eating ass fuck you mean?"

by Louiegluey May 19, 2014

Eating ass

It’s kinda like when a guy eats a girl out, but they do it to someone’s butt instead

Bro, I’m tonight I’m totally gonna eat Tina’s ass like shrimp fried rice.

Eating ass:It’s kinda like when a guy eats a girl out, but they do it to someone’s butt instead

by THendricks November 27, 2018