ass cheeks for blinders

that dude is so blind to all the bull goin on around him ill bet its cause hes got his head up his ass so far that hes wearing his ass cheeks for blinders

joe bob must be wearing his ass cheeks for blinders cause hes too stupid to notice hes being used and screwed over

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009

my ass cheeks

i got a left, middle and right one

Do you have ass cheeks? yes they are my ass cheeks haha

by gerLD and herry :> June 1, 2021

blood on my ass cheeks

Used to show the Royal Vizier of the neighboring kingdom how the Princess sicced a bengal tiger upon your ass.

Prince Achmed: My ass cheeks. They're HANGING OUT! And what's this? Blood. Blood on my ass cheeks. Tell me Ja'far, how the fuck did it get there?
Ja'far: Is it because-
Prince Achmed: It is BECAUSE, your PrinCESS just sicced a BENGAL TIGER upon my ass!

by Prince Achmed December 4, 2020

Complimate My Ass Cheeks

A phrase you use to insult or express you feel someone lied.

The lady told me this game should be download in 17 minutes. Took 3 days, complimate my ass cheeks man.

by Oreogae May 6, 2022

Ass Check

The act of an individual or group smelling someone else's butt at a party or public space after detecting the smell of feces within their general region.

Olivier: I smell shit around here what do you think Isabelle
Isabelle: I think we should do an Ass Check to see who is guilty
Oliver: Sniff, Sniff I think Aimee shit herself
Aimee: Sorry guys shit happens!

by hahasuka December 6, 2020

Holy Flapping Ass Cheeks!

1. Shear extreme surprise.

2. The flapping of a holy ones ass cheeks, such as the pope.

3. When something so crazy happens that Jesus applauds you with his ass cheeks.

-A ass ninja flys out of nowhere briefly and then disappears into the shadows.-

Justin: Holy flapping ass cheeks! Did you see that ass ninja!

Matt: ....... -Slaps Justin for shear stupidity and then quickly disappears just like the ass ninja-

Justin: -After realizing that Matt was the ass ninja- Holy flapping ass cheeks!

by Mirthmanx December 16, 2010

Clapping Your Ass Cheeks

When someone is lying out of their ass so obviously that their cheeks start clapping together.

“I swear Stacy came on to me she was all over me at the club last night.”
“Bro there’s no way that happened stop clapping your ass cheeks.”

by BIGCHUNGUS42069 January 17, 2019