Someone who will give more than enough rice. He drinks soy sauce like it’s alcohol. They have the forehead of a god
by Local asian man October 10, 2019
Get the Local asian manmug. Chinese egghead lookin god who beautifully sang Xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao. He got some competition with the Chinese neckman tho
My sex slave: Who's that guy who sang xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao?
The dried up cum sock under my bed: Dawg that be the Asian man in da snow
The dried up cum sock under my bed: Dawg that be the Asian man in da snow
by pierre poolwater May 22, 2020
Get the Asian man in da snowmug. Only the Coolest Superhero.
Ever.
He was born in Japan, in 1956, and is male, and lives in a Fishbowl.
He reponds to trouble almost instantly, appearing in a flash, and the floor is littered by goldfish. He says his slogan "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
He will attack his enemys by throwing flyers from a seafood resteraunt at them, which hypnotize his enemy into going to a fish resteraunt and ordering salmon.
Asian Fish Man,
I love you.
Ever.
He was born in Japan, in 1956, and is male, and lives in a Fishbowl.
He reponds to trouble almost instantly, appearing in a flash, and the floor is littered by goldfish. He says his slogan "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
He will attack his enemys by throwing flyers from a seafood resteraunt at them, which hypnotize his enemy into going to a fish resteraunt and ordering salmon.
Asian Fish Man,
I love you.
Woman: "Who will save me?"
Turbonegro (2nd def): "No one bitch!"
Woman: "Noes!"
(Flash of light, followed by goldfish raining from teh sky above)
Asian Fish Man: "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
Turbonegro (2nd def): "No one bitch!"
Woman: "Noes!"
(Flash of light, followed by goldfish raining from teh sky above)
Asian Fish Man: "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
by justINSECURE August 5, 2008
Get the Asian Fish Manmug. When you get a hot girl to have sex with you only to find a Mountain Man Suprise also known as having a massive amount of pubic hair similar to a beard, and she has a small penis hidden within the hair.
Guy 1: Dude, I took this chick home from the bar last night and guess what, fucking Asian Mountain Man Surprise!
Guy 2: Fucking gross what did you do?
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: Uhh....?
Guy 2: Fucking gross what did you do?
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: Uhh....?
by Perplexing Enigma April 11, 2011
Get the Asian Mountain Man Surprisemug. by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 4, 2020
Get the Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penismug. A head and smoke shop in the United State that is owned and ran by either Asians, Arabs and Indians.
Hey Joe could you drive me to the Asian Fat-Man Arab Indian shop so I can buy a Pack of Tobacco and tubes.
by Ldmnc01 May 21, 2023
Get the Asian Fat-Man Arab Indian Shopmug. .9.Sincerity Through Individuals By Done Tyrannies Haitian, Creole, Asian Are Statue Man Thinking The.9.
.9.Sincerity Through Individuals By Done Tyrannies Haitian, Creole, Asian Are Statue Man Thinking The.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 17, 2025
Get the .9.Sincerity Through Individuals By Done Tyrannies Haitian, Creole, Asian Are Statue Man Thinking The.9.mug.