Pferd Arsch

Pferd Arsch A slane in German.
Definition - Comparing someone brain to a Horse or Calling somebody ass at something

Shut up you Pferd Arsch
You are a Pferd Arsch

by SaintVortex May 26, 2021

leck me im arsch

Translates directly to "Lick me in the ass." Meaning kiss my ass. Mozart wrote a song with this title. Proves that composers weren't stuff and boring like most people think.

German Friend: "halo wie gehts?"

You: "Leck me im Arsch!"

by DirtyGermanGuy March 18, 2014

Krieger Arsch

Imagine this tall, lanky guy, he's the most unfriendly person and a real prick at first. He's the guy that never holds back anything, his words are so straight they hit you like a fist in your face. If you feel really bad, he's gonna make it worse. But if you really need him, he always turns up and is a real liability. Once he's done with his shit talk and making you feel like the dumbest person in the room, he shows hints of brilliance and surprises you with a caering attitude. Not that he would care because a real Krieger Arsch does not give a damn shit.

If he manages to escape his bubble he's the funniest person to have around. Sometimes he tries to impress you with his incredible bike handling skills but fails in the most comedian way possible. A true peoples champ!

He pretends he doesn't like people. So going out for him is hard because quality time for him is hanging out with his cat & dog. He LOVES animals.

Krieger Arsch is a one of a kind guy, the world could not handle more of his kind.

A person that makes others feel like shit is a Krieger Arsch.

He pretends to give a shit but actually cares.

by Evil_Twin_ November 24, 2021

mathe ist ein arsch

the german song saying that math is ass

Sandra du musst langsam mal ein bisschen besser werden in Mathe
Aber das macht kein' Spaß
Du wirst Mathe dein Leben lang brauchen
Mathe ist so, boah ey ich weiß nicht
Mathe ist einfach sehr, sehr wichtig
Mathe ist soo...
MATHE IST EIN ARSCH-

by anonymous April 4, 2025

Arachnoleptic Shock

The fit your body goes into after having discovered you are walking through a spider web, instantly turning you into a ninja with the ability to scream higher than Mariah Carey.

Erika went into Arachnoleptic Shock whilst walking through the trees, shrieking and flinging her arms around like Samurai swords to ward off sneaky spiders.

Steve: "Is Erika fucking breakdancing?

Erika: "EEEeeeeeeeek! Spiders attacking!"

Amanda: "Nooo, she's in Arachnoleptic Shock, fucking spider webs sneak up on you!"

Spider: "Scream louder bitch!"

by Just Brushed September 23, 2011

i use arch btw

The sole phrase that makes many n00b Linux users install Arch onto their systems, except they make a mistake in partitioning and their system gets cucked.

"What distro do you use?"
"Oh, i use Mi-"
"Oh that is for babies, i use arch btw"

by nummerGDD June 12, 2019

du bist ein arschloch

A way to say that someone is an asshole without them knowing what the hell you said.

*gets killed by someone in cod* "WOOOH! BOOM HEADSHOT!" "Du bist ein arschloch"

by PrinceRyt February 26, 2015