Albanian Goat Fucker

The Albanian goat fucker is a special kind of mentally challenged individual.
It fuck all sorts of goats. Like all of them. It's scary.
There is also a 3-man band called The Albanian Goat Fuckers. They be nice.

Hey man, did you see the Albanian Goat Fucker?
The band or a retard?
Yes

by albaniangoatlover May 28, 2020

The Albanian Terrorist

Sticking a cell phone in someones ass sideways then sending the phone threatening text messages.

Jeff either has sand in his vagina or someone just gave him "The Albanian Terrorist" cuz he is pissed!

by Timrothy Schtep October 13, 2008

Albanian Blowjob

A fellatio obtained from a goat, usually achieved by smearing ones genitals with salt or saltwater.

John: I heard Mike had an Albanian Blowjob yesterday.
Gerald: Poor goat...

by STLRkira February 5, 2023

Albanian girl

An Albanian girl is a Sexy Mediterranean Girl....

Is that sexy girl, italian, is she Greek?....No She's an Albanian girl.

by thomas King III May 24, 2009

Albanian Mindset

the Albanian Mindset is running an unregistered uranium enrichment facility inside a 70 years old woman's apartment on the 3rd floor while committing a mass amount of tax evasion

- bro how did you make that much money in a week?

- I follow the Albanian Mindset

by Terrorizim August 9, 2023

kanye albania

when the imposter calls an emergency meeting and asks eminem for an autograph and then drake starts going "what you know about rolling down in the deep"

IMPOSTER: *CALLS EMERGENCY MEETING*
Imposter: Hey eminem can I have an autograph
Eminem: What you know about rolling down in the deep
Crewmates: kanye albania

by evanjerm June 1, 2021

wet albanian afternoon

the act of dipping your balls into a hot steamy cup of diarha or extremely wet feces and then watching the female lick it clean

after burning my cock in the extremly spicey diareha i watched Teresa lick every last drop clean it was crazy.

person one: that was one crazy wet albanian afternoon.
person two: i can't believe albanians perform this daily.
person one: yeah it was fun and hot.

by acne all over my penis cock June 15, 2009