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a male human being who can be found in the ghettos of Los Angeles, most likely occupying space in a mall of some sort with his "MySpace peeps."
he is most commonly associated with the alton addiction, an unfortunate disease spreading through the MySpace community.
he can be identified by his Levi 514s, band shirts, and occasional gangsta bandana.
"Dude, I think i have the Alton Addiction."

"Oh. I'm so sorry for you."
alton by MySpace kid September 1, 2008
pikey filled area similar to bordon. family is linked between these two towns.
common conversation between someone from alton and another higher class person....
Person A "aiteee bruv"
Person B (An outsider) "Do i know you?"
Person A "nah but just being polite innit boi"
Alton by -.-.-.- September 26, 2007
A gay faggot that only is friends with all for the pleasure of sucking dicks.
I am a Alton
Alton by BeastmyMeat May 31, 2018
Someone you refer to as gay or part of the LGBTQ+ community, this word first originated back in 2014.
Paul: Jake is such a Alton, am I right?
Muhammad: Yeah.
Alton by Notanalt009 September 15, 2021
Alton is a small river-side town located in Madison County Illinois. Famous for being the "most haunted town in Ameirca" the town has a long history of industries and people. Located 20 miles from St. Louis, the town had greatly prospered during its early years due to the trade going through the Mississippi River.
"Did you hear what's been going on in Alton?"
"Do you know where I can find bars in Alton?"
"Alton built a snazzy little bridge"
Alton by Kento Kei Hayama January 30, 2022