Alchemy 

Alchemy is a real wanker from edinburgh

Get tae fuck ye look like alchemy ya pure fanny

Alchemy by Lewis Hewitt June 7, 2018

alchemy 

how roblox was made. hi lol :flushed:

Bro: hey bro, do you know how roblox was made?

Other bro: alchemy

alchemy by someone else thats not u fan October 13, 2021

alchemy 

The idea that there is at least one ratio of discrete elements that corresponds to any one on the spectrum of human emotions.

Alchemy is the idea that there is a chemical concoction in a 1:1 ratio with a human emotion.

alchemy by metastatic February 26, 2022

alchemy pirate 

100% pure concentrated emo.

Damn, what an alchemy pirate.

alchemy pirate by Your Motherfucking Mom December 14, 2006

Little Alchemy

A game where I goddamn don't know how to make life.

Idiot: Hey, wanna play a crappy game?
Idiot 2: Mhm, sure. Let's play Little Alchemy!
Idiot: Hell naw you bitch

Little Alchemy by Architectorous July 8, 2019

Little Alchemy 2 

A game where you basically add 2 things together, and either end up with a new item, a item you already made, or nothing at all. You start with earth, air, fire, and water. You can go all the way up to tank and pizza.

Bob: Hey want to play a game
Jimmy: yea
Bob: I have 420 elements in Little Alchemy 2
Jimmy: I have 421
Bob: :O

Little Alchemy 2 by Little Alchemy 2 definition May 29, 2020

Turd Alchemy 

An unproven, purely theoretical construct that the psychological disorder known as Golden Turd Syndrome is based on, which is the idea that one’s shits are “golden” and that one is a human god and therefore can do no wrong and should not be confined by the laws that apply to others.

Turd Alchemy is the underlying irrational and pervasive pseudoscientific delusion responsible for the ongoing deification of Trump and his cronies by so many of today’s Republicans.

Turd Alchemy by Dr Bunnygirl September 22, 2022