Albertan Polar Plunge

When you put icy hot on your cock and proceed to slather her vagina in Vaseline, and then run into her vagina like a battering ram.
I gave your girl a Albertan Polar Plunge last night.
by mrmagicmuffinman420 February 01, 2023
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Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!
by gnostic3 December 21, 2021
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Dirty Albertan

When you fill your partners fun hole with oil and raw ground beef (extra lean) just before you take it to pound town.
He asked so politely, “Do you want a Dirty Albertan?” .
by D-Mech June 06, 2022
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Albertan anteater

the sexual act of releasing ants into a partners rectul cavity and then proceeding to attempt to lick and suck them out before they reach your partners colon
last night me and Austin tried the Albertan anteater it hurt like abith and I can feel something moving in my stomach but it was awesome
by deaustin February 18, 2025
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