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M.A.F.T.-ing
M.A.F.T.-ed
Often accompanied by numerical prefixes such as: Bi, Tri, Quad.
****CAUTION******
Tri/Quad-M.A.F.T.-ing can lead to intense confusion! Sometimes causing the male author to double check the intended contact before pressing send, to ensure they are replying to the intended A.F. Failing to do so can result in confusing responses and awkward, incriminating follow up questions.
Other forms of the word:
M.A.F.T.-ing
M.A.F.T.-ed
Often accompanied by numerical prefixes such as: Bi, Tri, Quad.
****CAUTION******
Tri/Quad-M.A.F.T.-ing can lead to intense confusion! Sometimes causing the male author to double check the intended contact before pressing send, to ensure they are replying to the intended A.F. Failing to do so can result in confusing responses and awkward, incriminating follow up questions.
I'm Tri-M.A.F.T.-ing right now with some hotties!
I Quad-M.A.F.T.-ed for 3 hours last night.
S.A.F.T.
I Quad-M.A.F.T.-ed for 3 hours last night.
S.A.F.T.
by Ruckus_626 August 26, 2011
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Cant Remember A Fucking Thing
A group or gathering of people who wish to consume alcohol to another level.
A group or gathering of people who wish to consume alcohol to another level.
by Dan November 17, 2003
Get the C.R.A.F.T mug.As in "I'm having a C.R.A.F.T. moment". Sometimes caused by involuntary memory loss, sometimes a selective memory relapse used purposely to avoid getting involved in discussing an event.
by EStieB May 31, 2006
Get the C.R.A.F.T. mug.C.R.A.F.T. is an acronym for the phrase "Can't Remember Fucking Thing". It is also the name of one of the worst bands to bless the planet. They take classic Irish tunes and then proceed to make the crapiest shuffle rock you've ever heard. Ironically, you'll never be able to forget the band because, honestly, who can forget three guys shitting in your ear?
Son: Mommy, who is that playing that music?
Mother: Why that's C.R.A.F.T. dear.
Son: When I grow up I also want to be part of the shittiest band ever created.
Mother: Why that's C.R.A.F.T. dear.
Son: When I grow up I also want to be part of the shittiest band ever created.
by DutchRutterlover December 13, 2010
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by Ruckus_626 August 26, 2011
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