shmoop a poop

to take a long, drawn out dump while on the clock at work in order to kill time and relax.

Rick: that motherfucker Corey has been in the back for 30 minutes what's he doin?

Kslice: Cee-lowe dun shmoop a poop

by thunderthievez July 5, 2009

peak a poop

adjective; After ingesting drugs(mostly uppers) the peaking (the highest level, maximum feeling,experiencing intense euphoria) point of a high when a person experiences that rampant need to fart or poop, naturally fighting the urge the person enervate's the muscle leading to an involuntary passage of stool. ...a Peak A Poop

A PEAK A POOP is more common in those who use ecstasy, other incidents are experienced when using cocaine, meth, ect

Also known as a fart ambush Peak A Sheen, Poopay Lohan epileptic ass E-butt slipperystool

"AHHH Betch oh my god Girl, do you feel it yet?"

"I think so Betch, Like this coach feels soooooooo amazing, did your Baatman kick in yet?"

"Shet betch, it just hit me, let me know if I like start to smell?"

"Shet betch did you peak a poop?"

"ahahahahahahah, I thought i like held it in betch, but im starting to smell poop."

"Oh my god betch i smell poop too, you totally peak a pooped your pants!"

"Shet betch, what-ev, i peak a pooped

by stillCANTpoop August 4, 2011

I am a poop in a gyat

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Wo I can’t wait wowiwywi I am a poop in a gyat

by Ifjfjffjfj in July 21, 2024

Poop a Loop

When your poop is so long that it loops around the entire toilet bowl creating a full loop.

When I pooped this morning,I stood up a bit and moved my hips in a circle. This action created a Poop a Loop.

by Jason 93 May 15, 2008

Poop-a-stain

- anything that has a poop tint

- a brownish splatter on a surface that is poop-a-tint
- also works as an insult

1. "EWE, look at that poop-a-stain on the the lampshade."
2. "Is that a poop-a-stain on the wall?"
3. "He is a poop-a-stain, she is also a poop-a-stain."

by poop-a-trey December 9, 2018

Poop a dragon

when after eating spicy foods, your shits burn your ass.

yeah man after eating those suicide wings i had to poop a dragon.

by WackedoutZeus April 1, 2009

Poop a Loop

When you shit yourself while upside down in a plane.

That loop de loop turned into a poop a loop!

by PoopALooper January 11, 2012