Cum-A-Soup

Where one is expected to get their O in 3 or less minutes

“I’m not a Cum-A-Soup!”

by em-1345 April 14, 2023

ra bidiba cum a little atcha

cum all over me daddy

bidibidi ba bidi bringing da pressure ra bidiba cum a little atcha

by RedPz May 31, 2020

Cum in a Coke® Can

The act of ejaculating into a drinking Cup, beaker, flask, canteen, goblet, grail, Stein, or various brands of soda cans. Permitting another person to drink it (Note: consensually), gaining a certain pleasure out of watching them consume it, or by receiving it.

Wife: “Hey, you know what would be kinky?”
Me: “... Cum in a Coke® Can?”
Wife: “What’s that?”
Me: “... Dunno, I literally just made it up... Holy shit, I gotta put this on urban dictionary!”

by Thiccolas Cage October 23, 2019

slicker than cum on a gold tooth

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.

I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.

by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016

Cum on a cracker

Honestly the best fuckin game. Where boys stand in a circle while watching a porno and the last one to cum on the cracker has to eat it

Person 1: hey bro r u ready for the ultimate sleepover we’re gonna play cum on a cracker
Person 2: Yess! I can’t wait to get that delicious wet cracker in my mouth

by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019

cum in a can

sperm trapped in a can

girl I cant have a baby so I went to Walmart and bought cum in a can

by austin simar July 11, 2019

cum on a muffin

a game played where a buch of guys try to cum on a muffin and whoever cums last has to take a bite out of it

The JROTC members played cum on a muffin and Frank lost. He licked the cum of the top and then started sucking on it like a penis. then he bit off the tip

by julian sampson January 30, 2003