knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

the ability to cause a stinch so profuse that the possibility of a buzzard being knocked off a shit wagon is actually thought of

His breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by JKB March 12, 2004

knock the buzzard off a shit wagon

a phrase used to describe a powerfully awful smell, or a lingering stench of profound funk.

Good God man, that fart could knock the buzzard off a shit wagon. I think I'm going into olfactory shock.

by MicahtheDangerous December 23, 2011

A Mullens wager

A wager placed usually on sports in which there is absolutely no chance in hell of winning.

When a dozy shite places a bet he has no chance of winning. The result is the same dozy shite placing repeated bets with the same person over again in a double or nothing fashion just to lose again. doing this has coined the phrase "Mulligan" over the years, originating as "Mullen-again!!" and evolving into the more modern, and easier to pronounce "mulligan"

It is rumoured to have come from a compulsive gambler, and avid golfer from the south of Ireland named Mullen, as the mulligan is a common term in golf

Dozy Shite: "Hey Tim do you want to go double or quits on tonites game?"

Tim: "Sure, beer always tastes better when its bought with your money."

Travis: "You never win Dozy Shite!!! why are you betting him again? Thats such a mullens wager!!!"

Dozy Shite: "I'LL BOX YER EARS OFF WITH ONE MORE WORD TRAV!!!"

All but the Dozy Shite: Diabolicly laughing MWAHAHAHA!!!!

by Dozy Shite May 17, 2011

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

something so rank it cannot be described

That kid's b.o. would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by spandex tubetop December 2, 2003

a weeks wages

when you see a fit as fuck bird with a nice ass and u say you would pay a weeks wages to bang it hense a weeks wages
(i'd buy that for a dollar)

bloody ell dave i'd give a weeks wages for a piece of that sunshine!!

by the pricey April 25, 2006

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

to smell very bad (often with could, or would)

Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2011

fuck a duck on a gut wagon

Means you are screwed in the worse way .. Basically life is so screwed up. Worse case scenario.

Bertha wrecked her car killed 3 people... Ouch I bumped my pinky toe on the couch..Fuck a duck on a gut wagon

by Dimpaliengirl February 3, 2018