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Beating a man to death with a shovel

A mistake commonly made by gardeners who can't tell a client from their garden.
Onlooker: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEATING A MAN TO DEATH WITH A SHOVEL?

Gardener: What man?
by WordsyBoi March 11, 2023
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Beat a furry to death week

Beat a furry to death week starts on November 28th and ends on December 3rd. This week lets you beat any furry you see to absolute death, and they can't say anything.
furry: NO YOU CANT BEAT ME TO DEATH THATS ABLEIST AND HOMOPHOBIC!!
epic gamer chad: it's beat a furry to death week, motherfucker.
by nudepenisbiganal69 November 27, 2022
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November 24th is 'National Beat A Homophobe To Death Day'! Feel free to beat acceptance into them in any way you want!
"Hey, Isn't the 24th National 'Beat A Homophobe To Death' Day?" "Just in time for Thanksgiving!"
by the cock wrangler November 19, 2022
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Earthquaking a man to death

Earthquaking a man to death is extremely rude and everyone else will leave the game.
by WeePiggies_oink January 27, 2021
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What's a mother to do?

A situation without hope. A situation considered lame or distaistfull. Mother not as in your mother, mother as in motherfucker meaning the person saying the phrase.
1:"Hey did those parts come in from UPS yet?"
2:"No we're still waiting on em'."
1:"I can't fix my car without them."
2:"What's a mother to do?"
by Gnik Nave July 17, 2011
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a.m.o.h.d.a.g.s.a.y.t.t.o.m.n.i.a.t.o.w.k

A man opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks!
1: what ur fav scene in breaking bad
2.a.m.o.h.d.a.g.s.a.y.t.t.o.m.n.i.a.t.o.w.k
1. what?
by tekashi6ix9ine6969696 November 2, 2022
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