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To be metaphorically "in the closet" and so fearful of your homosexuality that you viciously and relentlessly attack other homosexuals.
He is so in denial he is pulling "a Steven Crowder".
Before coming to terms with his homosexuality Ricky Martin did "a Steven Crowder".
He may be married to Hilary but that guy is so gay he must be doing "a Steven Crowder"!
by Knight of Niii June 3, 2019
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A Steve Job Pro

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Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.
Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019
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Pulling a Steve

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1; makeing a big deal out of something simple
2; flipping out, yelling, threating others, and then calling the police to arrest those you were threatening.
3; being a fucktard
1;

guy 1: ok we just need you to sign here on the line.

guy 2:NO! i dont need to sign anything! (storms away)

guy 3: what was his problem?

guy 1:fucktard over there is pulling a steve.

2;

guy 1: NOOOOOOOOOO! I WILL FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS! (runs away yelling)

guy 2: hunh?
(cops arrive 15 mins later)

cop to guy 2: you know you could be arrested?

guy 2: hes pulling a steve, he threatend me!
by flo mclovin January 12, 2011
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do a steve

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Not refering to anybody named Steve.

"Do a steve" is a request, asking a person to "do a Steve." To "do a Steve" is to preform an action, not nessecarily a logical or possible action. Most any responce to "do a Steve" is appropriate.

The request usually occurs after a moment of silence or upon greeting.
*doorbell rings*
Guy: Oh hey, man, sup? Come on in.
Guy2: Sup man, do a Steve.
Guy: *grabs ankle*
by Cap'n Awesome April 26, 2005
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Too blame a failed demonstration on too many wifi hotspots.
06/07/2010 - Apple Developers Conference
Shigeru Miyamoto's translator was Pulling a Steve Jobs when he blamed the poor control response on too many wifi connections while demonstrating Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword at E3.
06/15/2010 - E3
by Daitenzin June 18, 2010
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Pulled a Steven

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Def 1: One who drives to vegas for six hours extremely excited to party the night away only to get to vegas and pass out 2 hours later.

Def 2: One who drinks too much too fast and ktfo while everyone else is just starting their nights
"sophia pulled a steven and is completely out..." -Hugh
by hoangry May 4, 2010
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Pulling A Steven

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Abandoning an entire alias or chat of some sort shortly after saying "Fuck you guys"
by mynameissteven July 27, 2016
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