Poke her a new one

You know... poke her a new one. Per say youre really horny... your buddys keep on eggin you on and eventually you go off with that girl thats maybe only a 7 at best. you guys get hot and heavy and you let your fingers and/or shaft do the work. You do it and you do it well. therefore you poke her a new one.

Johnny: You guys seen carl anywhere?

Group: Oh man he took stacy upstairs. He said he was gonna poke her a new one.

by Kyle McDouche July 2, 2009

You have one new text message

You have one new text message. High five

You have one new text message. High five

by WordDisassociation November 1, 2020

a new one

an account, idea, or joke not previously encountered by someone.

"I've heard of lazy, but somebody being too lazy to talk—that's a new one on me"

by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024

A new one

an account, idea, or joke not previously encountered by someone.

"I've heard of lazy, but somebody being too lazy to talk—that's a new one on me"

by Arminkshipper April 19, 2025

Hasty Generalization is the new One-off case

A streamlined version of the same concept, highlighting the direct substitution in rhetorical strategy. As the old phrase loses credibility from overuse, the pseudo-sophisticated fallacy label becomes the fresh vocabulary for the same agenda: pattern denial. It upgrades the software of obstruction from folk wisdom to Logic Bro™ terminology without changing the core function.

Hasty Generalization is the new One-off case Example: Community members present five recent toxic chemical spills from the same factory. The corporate PR statement reads: "These unfortunate incidents are being wrongly linked. To claim a systemic problem is to commit the Hasty Generalization fallacy. Each is being investigated as a unique, one-off case." The new term dresses up the old dismissal in academic drag.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026