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comes with a free ego

A tag added to the end of a product that when bought makes the consumer think they are better than everyone else.
Steve: Do you know what the temperature in Aspen is today?

Ronald: Lemme check on my brand new iPhone!

Steve: Ronald youve had that phone for 3 months shut the fuck up.

Peter: Steve, dont you know that the iPhone comes with a free ego?
by dercanerfuyijander October 5, 2009
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YOU KNOW WHO YOUSE ARE
going out there

I see u

Well not really BUT! its true
People who say they look bad to get the other person annoyed and earn a free compliment Example
Girl "I look terrible"
Boy " No you dont"
by StephenFuckedItUp(AGAIN) October 31, 2022
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bust a free

A hip hop term used to denote the art of rap freestyling. Producing multiple rhyming phrases in sequence off the top of ones head with little or no preparation time.
"Yo Andre, show these nigga's how to rap and bust a free on their asses."
by Izzy1979 August 20, 2006
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I didn’t ask for a free ride

A phrase from the beginning of the song ‘I didn’t ask for a free ride,’ also a favorite lyric of the song Rain On Me for many.
I didn’t ask for a free ride, I only asked you to show me a real good time
by eggfartlover August 13, 2022
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Make LeBron a Free Agent

OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITION: To take a shit
(Another euphamism for "Taking my talents to South Beach")
Damn, I got the bubble guts! I'll be back. I'm going to the bathroom to "Make LeBron a Free Agent".
by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010
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do a free downloader

When you make a new soundcloud account that you only upload shit upon.
From the artist "the free downloader" that made success after doing such a thing.
You got so many stupid songs that you've made! You should do a free downloader.
by Gai Normous January 13, 2017
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That’s a Free Drink

A phrase to use while celebrating.
Abe: Bro we just finished that order in under a minute
John: That’s a Free Drink!!
Abe: yessir
by Doppinator December 25, 2020
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