(a) Baker’s shot

When a drink is specifically in a glass with a wider lip than basin and the drink is not filled to the brim such that there is only truly ~50% of the drink present

Damn Alex’s dad ordered a strawberry margarita but they forsurely gave him (a) baker’s shot as the drink is not filled to the brim of his strawberry margarita

by Ggg ez ez September 11, 2021

A Baker

Do you see that hippy over there with no sense of cleanliness, human decency or the ability to generate personal accountability and leech off of the government like a communist - also they use a lot of chewing tobacco? Man what a Baker.

John: Hey! Are you a Trump Supporter?
Kyle : No I’m A Baker

by Histamines Man February 1, 2024

A Baker's Dozen

A state of having so many women interested in you that a dozen would be an understatement. Therefore, it is known that you have a "Baker's Dozen" women

"Look at David go! That guy's got A Baker's Dozen! Girls just can't get enough of him"

by mouseman956 January 4, 2025

Running A Bakery

A phrase used to describe a woman with a bad yeast infection.

"Yo mama's yeast infection is so bad she could run a bakery down there."

"Hey man, how'd last night go?"
"Horrible, she was running a bakery."

by The Tortoise and The Kare October 1, 2010

pull a baker

a joke made based off of hannah baker’s death, where she slit her wrists in her bathtub

person 1: “i haven’t watched 13 reasons why but i wanna pull a baker”
person 2: “what’s that?”

by hey im here September 24, 2022

I’m A Baked Potato

Someone who is obsessed with potatoes, so much to the point that they might need therapy

Friend: I’m a baked potato

Me: Seek mental help, please

by ImABakedPotato December 4, 2021

pull a hannah baker

A way of telling someone to kill themselves. Origin is a Netflix show (13 reasons why) where a teenage girl committed suicide by slitting her wrists in a bathtub

Person A: Why don't you go pull a Hannah baker
Person B: Shut up, I'm not going to kill myself

by thecrimsontop May 17, 2017