September 9

National break ur dress code day

teachers: why is everyone breaking the dress code
students: it's September 9th...

by kooperkirsch September 3, 2021

September 9

An Asshole was born on this day but I can’t say their name because of urban dictionary rules.

-Miranda Cosgrove

On September 9...

“Happy birthday!”

“Yeah, I’m an asshole!”

“I know!”

by Miranda Cosgrove December 17, 2020

September 9 9:30 am

And now you know, that once upon a time in the same house, in the same room, 50 years apart. Clay and George Davidson had once loved each other. :,)

September 9 9:30 am in the morning you know what that means
*unchained melody starts to play*

by Thick dick daddy james June 28, 2021

September 9

A day where yall punk ass bitches stop and stfu on about everyday being a national holiday

September 9 - hey no bullshit holidays guys just a normal day in the life

by O'T-O tha 0ne September 5, 2022

September 9

Today is black day,you have to wear black only for this day if not bad luck is gonna happen to you,go on spread the word quickly.

Peppa-hey what is today
The hoe-today is September 9 today is black day so you have to wear black
Peppa-oh I forgot about that

by Peppa the hoe✌🏼 September 8, 2019

September 9

September 9th is national Yes Day!
You have to say yes to everything your boyfriend says.

“it’s september 9th”
“so?”
“that means you have to say yes to everything i say”
“oh no”

by big johnnnyyyy September 8, 2021

september 9

The most gorgeous beautiful human being to walk earth he's a bad bitch and cares about others before herself he always smiles beautifully and is really goofy and funny if u meet someone born on this day don’t loose them

Random kid :Have u met a september 9th boii
Me: nah why should I ?
Kid: there every thing u want fine asf and nice and I heard if u get really close with them they’re freaky

by anonymous November 24, 2021