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5 second rule 

Rule invoked whenever dropped food is picked up and consumed in the presence of others. Time can vary widely depending on the type of food dropped: a sirloin steak at a barbecue may have nine lives, while a street vendor hotdog is declared unfit for consumption even before it touches the ground.
Once I saw it slip from his tongs, I asked the street meat vendor if I could get a new sausage.
5 second rule by K M July 12, 2004
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5 second rule 

A rule describing the amount of time that a magical force field surrounds a dropped piece of food, after which the force field drops and the food can become dirty and not edible
Shaniqua dropped her Oreos on the floor, but she still ate them because of the 5 second rule.
5 second rule by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004

DJ 5 Second Rule

When a man is in and out and done. Hence the 5 second rule.
Woah! Dalton was so fast! Total DJ 5 second rule!
At some point every conversation of over an hour will involve your mom in some way shape or form
x001x: I propose this conversation will soon go to rule 5. You know why?
Loli: Your mom
rule 5 by darkerblade March 15, 2008

5 minute rule 

A rule or general guideline for the amount of time that should elapse from the time your boss leaves work to the moment you leave. This time buffer, used in corporate settings, will allow you to sneak away from work 'early' without negative consequences.
The boss just left - '5 Minute Rule' then we take off?
5 minute rule by wetterinc January 11, 2009

5 second rule 

1. If an article of food is dropped, the 5 second rule states that it is still elligible for eating within a 5 second interval.

2. A rule governing the amount of time it takes for George W Bush to speak before he mispronounces a word.
We will not stand around to witness the creation of NUQULAR weapons. Oops, five second rule.
5 second rule by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003

The 5 day rule 

If you're in an argument with someone and they try to use evidence that you're wrong from more then 5 days ago, it doesn't count