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You may never talk to another bros girl even if she is fine with it
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by That is not my job October 18, 2018
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2/3 rule

A rule that states that if a food item sounds 2/3 good, it must be good.

Originated at a Taco Bell, whereupon the creator was deciding whether or not to buy a Caramel Apple Empanada. The creator had no idea what an empanada was, but caramel and apple made it sound 2/3 good. The Caramel Apple Empanada turned out to be delicious, and thus the 2/3 rule was born.
Indecisive customer: "What's fried chocolate guano?"
Friend of indecisive customer: "I don't know, dude, but it sounds 2/3 good. By 2/3 rule, you have to try it."
by Rhiever April 21, 2009
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1-2-3 RATING.

The alternative to the 1-10 scale rating for women. Saying a woman is a "7.0" or a "6.5" is pointless as it does not answer the ultimate question; "WOULD YOU HIT IT?" This is the ONLY thing that should be going through your mind as you think about an attractive (or less than attractive woman)

And, so the breakdown...(for personal reasons we will begin at the middle (( 2 )) rating).

2 - HIT IT ...nice and simple, you'd "hit" whatever it is you are talking about

3 - DEFINITELY HIT IT!!!! ...absolutely, without a doubt, not only hittable but hittable to the extent that you'd buy her anything and shower her with diamonds to keep "hitting" it. Usually a 3 doesn't even have to be acknowledge as a 3, as by this point if you're standing with a group of guys, you are ALL checking her out, up and down, down and up!

1 - "I'D LET HER BLOW ME" Now, this one is the flip side of the 3. The girl is somewhat cute (must be otherwise how could she blow something overly limp?) but just to get a nut off. No sex, no going down on her, NO DIAMONDS!

Now, if you're looking at something so hideous that you wouldn't hit it or let her blow your worst enemy, you are looking at something OUTSIDE OF REASON, our exception to the 1-2-3 Rating.

Now, go out and use this powerful new tool that will make your life so much more simple than using the 1 - 10 scale!
i.e 1-2-3 RATING.

Jessica Alba - 3 "I'D DEFINITELY HIT IT!"

Jennifer Carpenter - 2 "yeah...I'd hit it"

Monica Lewinski - 1 "I'd let her blow me"

Monique - "OUTSIDE OF MOTHERFUCKING REASON"
by Arthur V. October 3, 2008
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Warcraft 3 Reforged

A tactical scam, similar to Todd Howard's scam "Fallout 76" (It borrows some of the nuances). You Warcraft 3 Reforge (W3R) someone, when you promise something, then tactically under-deliver. Of course this can backfire, in this event, you must subvert and oppress the victim. Then if things progress beyond your control, either, double down, or feign empathy.
Easiest 29.99$ of my life, you just got Warcraft 3 Reforged sucka.
by Default-pseudonym February 5, 2020
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3 run jimmy jack

a phrase commonly used by LAA Angels' Broadcaster Victor Rojas, whenever a 3 run home run is hit by the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.
At the end of the game, HOWIE KENDRICK HIT A 3 RUN JIMMY JACK for a game winner!
by katierose June 7, 2010
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3 round burst

A mode of fire found on various assault rifles in the world. Most popular of which is the M16A2 used by the US military. It acts as a fully automatic rate of fire until the third round after which the mechanism will not fire until the triger is pulled again. It is comonly misconcieved that one pull of the trigger always fires tree rounds, 1,2, or 3 rounds may be fired.
I switched my weapon to 3 round burst
by Edwin R August 16, 2006
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1/3 rule

The rule of thumb for sexual intercourse , esp. in male homosexual activity , in regards to the size of the giving participants penis.
Whenever the penis is larger then 6 inches, then the receiving participants only agree to receive 1/3 of the phallus of the giving participant.

This rule dose not always apply , as some male homosexual intercourse goes by the 'breath through the pain' rule, and clarification is expected to be communicated prior to the encounter over the interwebz or in eye contact in the nanoseconds before the door closes and penetration occurs .
Kevin Smith was interviewing Malcrom Ingram, as Malcom admitted his dismay upon the idea of accepting a full nine inches of raging man meat. Kevin reminisces of his mothers 'frugality' , gets lost in a haze of 'foggy' memory, then returns to introduce to the SModcast community and the entirety of the internet the 1/3 rule.
Kev, this is for you good sir.

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by eat cock-Oh we totally DO October 16, 2010
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