20 minute incident

when bro says he will get on in "20 minutes" then dissapears off the face of the earth

Bro: "I'll be on soon"
You: "This better not be another '20 Minute Incident'"
Bro: ______

by 5stackCarry August 14, 2023

20 minutes from Ohio

When you're totally lost, and unsure of anything.

"Did you understand last night's homework?"

"Nah, I'm 20 minutes from Ohio."

“Same man, even Drake and Ben don’t know what’s going on. Those dumbasses.”

by cami151 July 31, 2020

20 Minute

When a member of your group decides to leave within 20 minutes of chilling.

Wow. Seems like Dan is pulling another 20 Minute tonight.

by Stippers November 16, 2016

20 Minute Challenge

Shitting, jerking-off, showering, shaving, and getting dressed, all within 20 minutes.

Guy 1: Hey, we gotta leave in 20 minutes.
Guy 2: Alright, I guess it's time for the 20 Minute Challenge

by MCGymNastY September 4, 2016

20 minutes

The amount of time your dealer says when he'll definitely not be there in 20 minutes

"I'll be there in 20 minutes" texted an hour ago to you, still empty handed

by sdaynoam April 8, 2023

I’ll be 20-25 minute

When your dealer says this he’s just gonna take the piss

Brad: yo how far out are u
Kyle: I’ll be 20-25 minute
Brad: You literally said that an hour ago u chat utter shit I’m getting a fat top up now u bastard

by Yesboys45 October 28, 2020

t minus 20

At 1000 to 1 odds of winning, choking when the “game” is on the line.

When the contract was on the line for the next generation space launch vehicle, the first static rocket motor test to clinch the NASA contract was stopped at t-minus 20 seconds to test fire for hardware failure.

Similar experiences include: 2004 New York Yankees in the ALCS, 2008 New England Patriots perfect season, 1980 Russian Men’s Olympic Hockey team, Chris Webber 1993 NCAA finals, the Death Star . . . twice, Michael Vick’s life, etc.

Boy those 2008 Patriots sure t minus 20ed it in the Super Bowl.

by rocketman4life September 1, 2009