149th base

Sit there listening to opera, whilst eating a biscuit making sexual noises

'Dude! I totally did 149th base last night!'
'Gees dude, that's grose'

by lalalalalalaaaaa January 18, 2009

119th base

when you have sex while eating ice cream

Dude i just got to 119th base with my gf last night!
Really?

Yea!!!!!
I WAs tottaly having some moose tracks again tonite

by ihacklover April 25, 2010

104th base

Having sex with a police woman.

Guy: So, uh, you still want to arrest me?

Police woman: I could never lock up a man who had got to 104th base.

by Dancup November 8, 2009

107th base

When you are with your 300+lbs ex girlfriend, who was thin when you were together, in the back of your car, outside of the college you both attend, and she decides to show you some new tricks she learned from your brother. After she rocks your world, and the back of your car, you pull out, spray jiz all in her hair, then laugh wile driving away. About ten minutes later, you realize you forgot to kick her out of the car first, so you pull over, leave her on the side of the road, and throw bus fair out the window for her, wile yelling "that's for smiling".

Person 1, "Hey, dude, yesterday I got to 107th base."
Person 2, "Really, I don't believe you"
Fat ex Girlfriend, "Yeah, I still havn't gotten it all out of my hair"

by Keeserat1 April 13, 2010

106th base

106th base is when you have sex in an elevator with your mums dog whilst your ex ex ex girlfriend is licking your anus and a goat it shuving his dick up your nose

dude 1: you will never guess what!?
dude 2: what?
dude 1: i got to 106th base last night, it just happened when i got in the elevator coming home from work
dude 2: ew man! seriously you let a goat shuv his furry dick up your nose?!

by inboxme April 4, 2010

10th base

When you masterbate over a girls p***y

I just got to 10th base with my girl last night :)

by La few few September 7, 2016