Ridgefield is a small little podunk town in the state of Washington where all the big-mouthed and annoying people come to dwell when they get kicked out of their own towns for being annoying and spreading untrue rumors about their "best friends" and fellow citizens. It has the most percentage of ugly people compared to all other small towns in Washington. People know everything about everybody there, like who slept with who on this date and this place and some way or another they're all related. The high school is the center of all evilness and smack-talking. The majority of the school is made up of scene kids Devil-worshipers. Even the teachers and staff are evil and are all out to make the students' life a living hell and make sure they do not graduate because they're all spawns of the Devil. There's a law in place there which states that "All folks must stalk one or more persons in the given area and once he/she discovers something that would pique a citizen's interest, they must report it to all friends and bypassers so the whole town can learn about and demolish any sort of privacy a citizen owns."
"Did you hear about that one girl from Ridgefield who slept with her math teacher?"
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I heard from one of my friends in Ridgefield that a teacher discovered a Seance in the upper gym"
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I heard from one of my friends in Ridgefield that a teacher discovered a Seance in the upper gym"
by WeekendWarrior1234567890 December 13, 2010
Get the Ridgefieldmug. A beautiful town, probably the MOST beautiful town in all of the luxurious Fairfield County. Its charming Main Street is lined with a plethora of clothing boutiques, restaurants of fine dining, pricey jewelry stores, glamorous flower shops, expensive hair salons, expensive toy stores, and fine wine shops. If you cannot already tell, this town and ALL of it's people (even the Ridgefield "poor") are extremely wealthy in comparison with the rest of the country as well as CT’s seven other counties. This wealth is evident everywhere you look. It is especially evident in the houses as well as in the people. Many of the houses are old colonial homes or either newly built custom-designed multi-million dollar mansions. The people also carry around an air of pretension, though a majority of Ridgefield’s residents are welcoming. Since the children have a lot of money (both from their parents and jobs they are forced to get to learn responsibility) they are able to afford pricey drugs such as heroin and cocaine, as well as a wide assortment of alcoholic beverages. Though this is a problem, as Fairfield County is the nation’s county with the highest drug and alcohol consumption, it can be overlooked by the great achievements made by the town’s students. Some achievements are that a good percentage of the high school seniors each year are accepted and sent off to Ivy League schools, anything lower than a 1300 on the SATs is considered terrible, and many state championships are won, especially in Soccer, Hockey, Lacrosse, Cross-country and skiing. But this is obviously because the parents can afford expensive private tutors for both academics and athletics. Oh and every next person drives a Jeep, it's a fact of life!
by Lilly April 12, 2005
Get the ridgefieldmug. A relatively small town in NJ. The majority of the town has a lot of $ unless they live in the garden apartments. Every other house is a Korean family, and the public schools are only known for their outstanding music program. Everyone knows each other, and people talk behind everyone's backs. The only decent places to hang out is the park and the pool.
by htbangel April 6, 2009
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Most Ridgefielders are white and wealthy; however, there are families (like mine) who drive a normal car, make less than six figures, both parents work, kid works, have values, try to understand the world. The high school is competitive, but high schools have forever been populated by popular jocks, drinkers/druggies, and everyone else who feels left out. Ridgefield is like many other burbs; just more so.
Most Ridgefielders are white and wealthy; however, there are families (like mine) who drive a normal car, make less than six figures, both parents work, kid works, have values, try to understand the world. The high school is competitive, but high schools have forever been populated by popular jocks, drinkers/druggies, and everyone else who feels left out. Ridgefield is like many other burbs; just more so.
by A Ridgefielder who knows how to spell September 9, 2008
Get the ridgefieldmug. Everyone here that writes that Ridgefield is a wealthy town is right, yeah we have money, but we don't have houses worth as some would say "35 million dollars". Ridgefield is terribly over priced, and some people that live here just barely get by on the money they have.
No one sees anything other than the kids good grades and achievments in sports. No one cares about the art shows or anything other than the football games. Our school has way too much team spirit for its own good.
The only reason you would want to raise kids here is if you want them to have a good future and get into a good school.
Sure some of the gurls are sluts and some kids do drugs, but most people in Ridgefield think we do more drugs just because they haven't left this little "bubble" that Ridgefield is and seen the real outside world.
But to everyone saying that the highschool is one of the best is misinformed. We aren't even a blue ribbon school, so we aren't even close to the best.
The Cheerleaders are losers and the girls on the dance team are whores. The jocks are meat heads, and thats about it.
No one sees anything other than the kids good grades and achievments in sports. No one cares about the art shows or anything other than the football games. Our school has way too much team spirit for its own good.
The only reason you would want to raise kids here is if you want them to have a good future and get into a good school.
Sure some of the gurls are sluts and some kids do drugs, but most people in Ridgefield think we do more drugs just because they haven't left this little "bubble" that Ridgefield is and seen the real outside world.
But to everyone saying that the highschool is one of the best is misinformed. We aren't even a blue ribbon school, so we aren't even close to the best.
The Cheerleaders are losers and the girls on the dance team are whores. The jocks are meat heads, and thats about it.
Stay Classy Ridgefield HighSchool
by Someone Who Will Remain Nameless September 11, 2008
Get the ridgefieldmug. Pretty much a white town with like one black family if you want to search. The people there are total asses to each other, and if one person doesn't like the other, they get SOO mad.
Everyone there has a house at least $500,000 or more. It's run by Marconi, and no one else will run against him, so he wins every time. Ridgefield has like 3 hang-out places, and the teenagers hang out in large herds in a parking lot of either Genoa, CVS, or Dunkin Donuts.
The cops there are as bored as hell, they can't seem to find any sort of crime except when a teen has like >0.1oz of alcohol.
Every person there has tried pot, and some smoke on a regular basis. The parents are rich, and give all their kids an allowance of more than $15/day. Some families actually have a normal amount of money, and don't own a beach house in Florida and Rhode Island.
All of the people there ski or snowboard, and they go to Vermont every other day. Most don't feel like actually doing anything in school, and their parents have no discipline. If you have less than a 4.0 gpa, you're stupid. Also, all the stores are closed by 7pm, so that pretty much kills all the night life.
Ridgefield is nice to live in, if you're a popular, white, rich kid who looks down on everyone and plays football.
Everyone there has a house at least $500,000 or more. It's run by Marconi, and no one else will run against him, so he wins every time. Ridgefield has like 3 hang-out places, and the teenagers hang out in large herds in a parking lot of either Genoa, CVS, or Dunkin Donuts.
The cops there are as bored as hell, they can't seem to find any sort of crime except when a teen has like >0.1oz of alcohol.
Every person there has tried pot, and some smoke on a regular basis. The parents are rich, and give all their kids an allowance of more than $15/day. Some families actually have a normal amount of money, and don't own a beach house in Florida and Rhode Island.
All of the people there ski or snowboard, and they go to Vermont every other day. Most don't feel like actually doing anything in school, and their parents have no discipline. If you have less than a 4.0 gpa, you're stupid. Also, all the stores are closed by 7pm, so that pretty much kills all the night life.
Ridgefield is nice to live in, if you're a popular, white, rich kid who looks down on everyone and plays football.
Kid 1: I was in New York City, and I saw a hobo with a sign, and I ran behind my mom.
Me: Your a little Ridgefield boy who just saw a hobo. It'll be okay.
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Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Border of NY.
Me: Your a little Ridgefield boy who just saw a hobo. It'll be okay.
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Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Border of NY.
by Anonymous12445136 January 8, 2012
Get the ridgefieldmug. an unbelieveably boring, retarted shit-hole where all the girls are sluts and obsessed with soccer and starbucks and all the boys are assholes and obsessed with airsoft and slutty girls. everyone is separated into their own cliques, and when they hate someone, they despise them with every ounce of blood in their body and are as nasty as hell to them (yes, even the adults do this... pta moms, mostly). the women are snobby bitches with fur coats and louis vuitton bags who havent worked a single day in their life, and the men are never around and always on buisness trips in japan or europe. basically, its the homophobic, bitchy, boring, small version of bel-air.
ridgefield is like a fruitcake: disgusting, ugly, and you never, ever want to eat it, even touch it or just THINK about it. otherwise, you might gag or even worse throw up.
by ct hater, ca lover April 13, 2006
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