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1) Largest nation in land area, has a population 140 million, steadily declining since collapse of USSR
2) Capital Moscow is Europe's largest city with 13 million people, frequently ranks as 2nd most expensive city after Tokyo
3) Is mostly a democracy on paper only
4) US dollars and Euros are used just as much as rubles
5) Owner of the world's largest stockpile of tactical and strategic nuclear weapons
6) Has a very safe and successful space program
7) Struggles to maintain a vast military, while dealing with domestic terrorism daily
8) Has a thouroughly obscene obsession with German sedans
9) Average worker makes only $200 a month
10) Is incredibly beautiful in the winter
When in Moscow, watch out for the government (and not-so-government) luxobarges that like to drive on the opposite side of the road at triple digit speeds. Sphincter clenchingly terrifying, and makes Russian roulette look like a kindergarten game.
russia by Hans Blix September 19, 2005
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a country filled with slaves including the Slav boss Putin
secretary: Hey trump, its the Russians they're invading!!!
Trump man: OH NOOOOO!!!! BUILD A WALL IT MUST BE HHHHUUUUGGGEEEE THIS TIME SLAV PROOF!!!!
secretary: that's impossible!!!!
(soviet union notional anthem plays sonic loud)
Russia by STALIN FOREVER February 26, 2019
Thick primitive nation, constantly drunk,violent and loud.Have best literature and music in world.Probably have highies number of dictators in history of Europe who's don't give a flying fuck about it's people and send them to certain death in number of milions.Silly people taking everything for granted as their leaders told them (no more than americans though).Have good looking womens.
Lenin's idea of comunism wasn't that bad in theory but was executed dreadfuly,I like russians they have this estern toughness
Russia by atemlos August 25, 2008
The country with the world's most nukes, although they barely know where half of them are.
Bobby: Hey grandpa Joe, how many nukes does Russia have?

Grandpa Joe: Who the hell knows! And leave me alone will ya, I'm trying to take a nap.
Russia by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 16, 2005
A country full of gopniks, drunks, hot women, dash cams, and vodka
Cyka this is Russia!
Russia by legendairy124 March 13, 2019
A country that was once communist. It is a big-ass country with a small-ass population. The capital is Moscow, where President Putin is at. Right now, the Russian Federation ( or Russia) is at war with Ukraine. President Putin, nah more like Dictator Putin.
I bought some vodka from Russia
Russia by Klojhgfcvbn March 18, 2022