green lantern

Member of the Justice League of America who resembles a member of TOTSE.COM that likes to dress up as a female in tight leather pants and a green bra.

An example of this character is known to wear a green ring around their ring finger while shoving it up their ass.

by Kamisama April 15, 2005

green lantern

The name of my friend Justin's green water bong.

Hey, go grab the green lantern.

by lol pot April 25, 2005

green lantern

When you flick a giant booger on someones car headlights.

James: "Danya said you were late today."
Derek: "He's a chump, I gave him the green lantern anyway!"
James: "Hahahahaha!"
Derek: "Bwahahahaa!"

by Webster March 31, 2003

green lantern

When you drink copious amounts of draft beer for an entire evening. In the morning when you wake up you will blow green smoke out of your ass.

"ah man that beer gave me the worst green lanterns EVER.......listen listen...."

by grandma's attic June 11, 2006

Green Lantern

joint, straight weed. sbliff

hey lets meet for a green lantern

by eayy_l September 3, 2015

Green lantern

This movie is gay so I wouldn't watch it if I was you, message from kingmordog of canada

The green lantern is so fucking gay

by Fuckuintheass May 17, 2018

green lantern

the only man on earth that has a ring that gives him power.

the joke is men when they are married they have no power and green lantern has power

by some kid took my name February 3, 2020