Anonymous: Now, this is a story all about how
Anonymous: My life got flipped-turned upside down
Anonymous: And I liked to take a minute
Anonymous: Just sit
right there
Anonymous: I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
Anonymous: In west
Philadelphia born and raised
Anonymous: On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Anonymous: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
Anonymous: And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
Anonymous: When a couple of guys
Anonymous: Who were
up to no good
Anonymous: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Anonymous: Asshat.
Anonymous: Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
Anonymous: Tokyo city like a big playground
Anonymous: When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
Anonymous: And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
Anonymous: Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
Anonymous: But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Anonymous: Who proceeded to
open up a can of Shaq-fu
Anonymous: AND I JUST C-C-C-COMBO BROKE YOU.