teeing

The act of texting whilst one pees.

Elaina was in the middle of a very important conversation with her friend Devin and resorted to the method teeing so as not to interrupt the natural flow with her natural flow.

teeing by Swinch Burger April 26, 2014

Treeing 

The act of climbing a tree and taking a selfie.

Dude those Redwoods are huge!
Get your phone, I’m treeing in that thing!!

Treeing by Jedij585 December 4, 2021

treeing 

When someone lies hardcore all the time. They like to walk tall aka they are treeing

Man, yesterday I caught Matt treeing so hard when he told me he street raced some guy and won.

treeing by Jackmany July 23, 2009

Teeing it up 

The act of taking a shit.

Sorry I wasn't able to answer the phone. I was in the shitter teeing it up playa.

Teeing it up by Fine Motha Fucka August 12, 2011

Teeing Off 

When a person becomes that irate they throw a large fit and start shouting profusely and then tend to kill small children.

i was teeing off the other night I killed that bitch!

Teeing Off by SuBo31 July 16, 2010

treeing 

when someone makes designs or randomly guesses while taking a bubble in (standardized) test.

Dude, i can't believe you are treeing that test! That is worth 5 percent of our grade.

treeing by tayderrox5252 March 6, 2009

teeing off 

a phrase refering to masturbation. A.K.A beating off, jerking off. If one says they have a 4:00 tee time, it would mean that individual is planning to masturbate at 4:00.

Nick: hey pal!
Jay: hey there good friend.
Nick: whats up?
Jay:oh nothing much, just finished teeing off.
Nick:atta boy;)

teeing off by jaysonderulo December 7, 2010